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Old 01-18-2004, 12:15 PM
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I was informed the other day that the best foreplay my wife has seen out of me yet is when I am talking or looking at boats.

Look at those blowers and carbs.....oh man check out those drives, honey...Let's go do it!!

Now I ask all my bros here....Have or do any of you suffer from the same thing?

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Nope. I'm the quiet, sensitive type. Besides, boats suck.
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Foreplay and completion!!! I don't need my wife!
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Foreplay, hmmmm............there was that time i tied her to the sunpad of a 31 Stinger I think she liked it
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Yeah, boating brings out the best in my wife... "actual boating". But coming home, picking up the new issue of Powerboat and ooooh-ing and ahhh-ing over it just gets me this:

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i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell.
 
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It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating NK
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It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating NK

I have got no words for you here bro.....
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i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell.
Yeah, me too.
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Parn, sounds like the first wife !!! Thanks again for the info.

Too Old LMAO !!!

Sean, you well need a little help or you will be joining Parnell and myself and Boatme and ........ wait, maybe she is on to something !
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