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JUSTONCE 02-03-2004 03:20 PM

Re: You know that look
 

Originally posted by Maximus
That look that you get from a dude who used to be pumpin your chick. that little sly grin.
:eek: lol:D I know that grin, Given and gotten:rolleyes:

Comanche3Six 02-03-2004 05:35 PM

Re: You know that look
 

Originally posted by Maximus
That look that you get from a dude who used to be pumpin your chick.
Maximus- like Large, Beef, Meat
Oh this is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

Cigarette is not following anyone...That includes you and your beefy pumping boyfriend, riding around grinning at eachother in your dumbass boat.

Three Days Only 02-03-2004 05:54 PM

Re: Re: You know that look
 

Originally posted by CigaretteFirefox
Cigarette is not following anyone...That includes you and your beefy pumping boyfriend, riding around grinning at eachother in your dumbass boat.

Originally posted by OffshorePerform
We feel the boat will be in the 115 M.P.H plus range.
We will have grins on our faces!!! While we pass you at 140!!!!!


Originally posted by Maximus
"Bow your head and know you shall forever be a follower. There will only be one true Maximus. The rest shall follow..knowing they are not worthy".
All Hail Maximus

3DO

GLH 02-03-2004 06:13 PM


Originally posted by Three Days Only
We will have grins on our faces!!! While we pass you at 140!
Don't stuff that 36.

Comanche3Six 02-03-2004 06:15 PM

Re: Re: Re: You know that look
 

Originally posted by Three Days Only
We will have grins on our faces!!! While we pass you at 140!!!!!



All Hail Maximus

3DO

Hail your dumb ass!

Maximus 02-03-2004 07:26 PM

little touchy arnt you fire
 
Whats wrong you sound like your overcompensating for something....short? (boat, richard??)

Relax this is a fun thing (offshore forum) I would tell you that if I was forced to drive a v bottom it would be a Cig. However, you might just get to much satisfaction from that. So I'll keep it to myself. Getting nasty and hurtful at a sad time is unfortunate and makes you look weak. Most of the Cig guys I know are very cool and laid back. Obviously you don't fit that mold have you researched bayliners new offshore boat.

"dumbass boat"...you sound weak

"Beefy pumping boyfriend" ...Overcompensating again,,, I happened to be the one standing behind them. The one your referring to is my friend that passed away. Weak

Chill out bro and have some fun.

All hail Maximus .................There will only be ONE WARPATH remembered, There will be one Maximus Remembered....All hail Maximus King of fun!!!!!!!!

By the way the Cig Boatline Maximus is their coolest boat yet ...IMHO and I like the Dash that raises in the middle...VERY BOLD


Just once -LMAO ...we all have:D

GLH...second that 3DO ,,BE SAFE WEAR A JACKET AT SPEED


MAXIMUS
"king of fun"

Donzi Corleone 02-03-2004 08:12 PM

Damnnnnnn Firefox.....CHILL DUDE....This is all fun...I can't believe your thinkin Maximus is telling Cig. where to go.....I laughed my gluetious-maximus off reading this thread..Damn Marc you should write for hallmark

Three Days Only 02-03-2004 08:57 PM

TOOO SERIOUS!!!!
 
Why is it that some guys are so slow to see the humor in a good joke?

That was some funny ****, IMO. I laughed my ass off.

My hat is off to Maximus for his quick and witty responses!!

3DO

Maximus -

When Maximus is returned on friday, she will now be none as Maximus Erectous. I can tell that she is getting wet just thinking about the motors standing besides her just saying put me in, put me in.

I will send pics - Nice Piece - thats all I can say - Nice Piece

Comanche3Six 02-03-2004 10:03 PM

Sorry about your friend.
I don't follow your logic or humor, nor do I agree with your views on strengths and weaknesses. I'll let it go at that.
Safe boating.

blingbling 02-04-2004 01:11 AM

Re: ALL HAIL MAXIMUS
 

Originally posted by Maximus
The true king. Bow your head cigarette and know you shall forever be a follower.

MAXIMUS MAXIMUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!

Let's take a vote, who's more GAY, the old owner of maxipad, or the new one.


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