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Old 03-01-2004, 01:31 PM
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I've registered and e-mailed Jack but who or what do I send the dinner money to ? Is Parnell gonna stand at the door with a cigarbox and his changebelt
The price for dinner is determined by how much money you have spent over the years to make a slow boat go fast. It would appear to me that you will be requiring financing for your meal Jim. Your only chance to reduce the cost of your meal is to send Mary alone.

As for your question, if I stand at the door collecting money, only woman will be allowed in and Cashbrain will be buying all their meals cause I'll have a tidy nest egg to put 1500 psi blower motors in my boat. Then I will jetison 2000lbs of stereo and reel you in.
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1) The price for dinner is determined by how much money you have spent over the years to make a slow boat go fast. It would appear to me that you will be requiring financing for your meal Jim.

2) Your only chance to reduce the cost of your meal is to send Mary alone.
1) as Andrew Dice Clay use to say:

OHHHHH !!!


2) always prowlin' ehh Parnell
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Old 03-01-2004, 02:10 PM
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Old 03-01-2004, 04:39 PM
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It's gonna be an interesting night Hey Parn, lets get a count of 100mph boats at 7pm and then again at about midnight I'll bet the #'s go up like they do in a two foot chop on a late October evening

BTW Mary wants to know if Pauly's coming or not so she knows what shoes to pack ( steel toes ) in case there's any dancing
 
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If dinner cost is based on money spent trying to make your boat go faster, I should get paid to eat!! Relatively speaking of course. Started out in 1994 doing 56 mph. Upgraded to 61 in 1995, 70 in 1996, back to 60 in 1997 (motor blew up, ran out of money, etc...), then back up to 65 in 2002. Back to 62 in 2003. Shooting for just being ON THE WATER this season!!!
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It's gonna be an interesting night Hey Parn, lets get a count of 100mph boats at 7pm and then again at about midnight I'll bet the #'s go up like they do in a two foot chop on a late October evening

BTW Mary wants to know if Pauly's coming or not so she knows what shoes to pack ( steel toes ) in case there's any dancing
By 11:30 I'll be capable of 110 if Islamorada is any indication.

As far as shoes go, I guess you didn't hear, it's a nudist party. All she needs is a bottle of mace for Paulie.
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If dinner cost is based on money spent trying to make your boat go faster, I should get paid to eat!! Relatively speaking of course. Started out in 1994 doing 56 mph. Upgraded to 61 in 1995, 70 in 1996, back to 60 in 1997 (motor blew up, ran out of money, etc...), then back up to 65 in 2002. Back to 62 in 2003. Shooting for just being ON THE WATER this season!!!
Hey Mike why you spending money to go slower?
Just don't put the throttles all the way open and save your money.


BTW Have you posted pics, in Members,Wives and Girlfreinds section yet, of your date?
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Dude, I'd be happy just to go boating every weekend.

As for my lady friend, no pics. Never will be. Too many people on here like to play with their photoshop programs!!

You'll meet her Saturday.
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NO CHICKS ALLOWED Just kidding but what happens at the cops party stays at the cops party I will be in rare form with an intravenous bottle of Jack Daniels on a rolling stand. The stand helps keep me up when i am done with the first 1/5th This will be talked about for weeks. I'll bring the camera for some good pics of waterfoulet.
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Mitch, answer you phone ... I'm calling you right now.
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