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Old 02-10-2004, 04:15 PM
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POSSIBLY THE BEST BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message
to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my Mother.
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he
asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in
and close the door" the man said. She did. Now get on your knees." She
did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out
...." She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead." The blonde slowly
brought her mouth closer...and while holding it close to her lips
tentatively said...

"Hello, Mom can you hear me?"
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:22 PM
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haha..that is pretty funny
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:39 PM
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Can you hear me now?
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:42 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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