Show was descent, nothing special. Good chance for kids to run all over some boats.

Here is my roving correspondent, Olivia, testing out her view at the helm of a Donzi 38ZX with twin 525's.

She tried on a more wallet friendly CC as well.

Finally, she settled for some sea lice.

what a happy little family....opps sorry, big family...your such a good daddy to my kids. thanks again.. your buddy dave.

If you are going to claim them, then start sending checks. Raising your kids on Gov't cheese is terrible for their nutritional needs and hell on the toilet paper budget.

P.S. Stecz, the Patagonia silk boxers you found in your fiance's hamper are mine. Kindly send them back, cleaned. I like Tide w/ Bleach and Downy Citrus scent. Thanks sport.

i liked the boxers so much i started wearing them, i dont mind the stench coming from them either. you know, its not too often you find someone that will take your kids and your ex wife as well. you get the kids and the ex, i get the cigarette. good deal, and your supposed to be the smart one..your a real pal.. your buddy dave

Sorry about the stench, perhaps you ought to introduce your fiance to Masengil's. Kids are great and your ex, whew!, what a tomcat! If I have to hear her talk again about what it is like to finally be with a real man, I swear, I'm kicking her out. As for the Cigarette, it's a Cafe, c'mon, who got punk'd here? Now go get your shoeshine box!

Damn, I was gonna head down to the show tommorow, but I'm not sure I can handle the smack talk

Ted,

You are safe. Dave brings out the best in me. Ours is a rivalry that goes way back to when we were kids and I used to steal his lunch at school and peg him in dodgeball. I wouldn't dare sling such crap at a fellow Marylander.