She was Soooo Blonde....
02-24-2004 | 07:28 AM
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She was Soooo Blonde....
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
02-24-2004 | 08:01 AM
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Re: She was Soooo Blonde....
Originally posted by craig223
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Craig, Nancy's a blonde, right? Has SHE read this?......
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02-24-2004 | 09:18 AM
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From: Cape Coral, Florida
Originally posted by mrs. craig 223
Don't worry, Chuck...all "blond" jokes have been pre-approved
Really smart girls know how to take a joke!
...he IS cute!
Don't worry, Chuck...all "blond" jokes have been pre-approved
Really smart girls know how to take a joke!
...he IS cute!
I'll be home around 6 tonight.......with flowers as usual
