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X-Rated30 03-08-2004 11:28 AM

Shane -- I know Abby and she agreed to write you a response:


"Dear Shane in NY,

I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.

Good luck,
Abby "


Straight from the horse's mouth.;)

CigDaze 03-08-2004 11:46 AM

LOL! KS30. :D:D:D

GLH 03-08-2004 12:23 PM

Re: Re: Re: Dear Abbey...
 

Originally posted by Shane
Sound advice from a wise old man!
I've been called a lot of things... wise is most definitely not one of them!

DJD 03-08-2004 12:34 PM

Shane
Three words: secret boat account.

I'm sure the national divorce rate would jump higher if some of our wives knew what we REALLY spent on boating:rolleyes:
Good luck & never give up!!

Shane 03-08-2004 12:41 PM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
Shane -- I know Abby and she agreed to write you a response:


"Dear Shane in NY,

I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.

Good luck,
Abby "


Straight from the horse's mouth.;)

KS30,

How can I repay you for the words of wisdom you have be so gracious to share with us from the wisest of advisors?:D ;) No payment shall be significant enough.

Shane 03-08-2004 12:41 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dear Abbey...
 

Originally posted by GLH
I've been called a lot of things... wise is most definitely not one of them!
LMAO!:D

Shane 03-08-2004 12:44 PM


Originally posted by formulaz583
Is Denooyer gonna replace King Sting? or is he just gonna "putt" around in his Gentry boat?
NOPE! The GENTRY Hacker with Arneson drives is going away too. Peter Hledin is designing him a VanDam. Rumor has it he fell in love with Freihofer's (the one that was running 80 next to us 2 years ago) and it will be rigged at Performance I believe.

http://www.vandamwoodcraft.com

Shane 03-08-2004 12:48 PM

This is the one that is currently on Lake George that is FAST!

http://www.vandamwoodcraft.com/frame...arindexmm.html

ryoung99 03-08-2004 12:53 PM

Shane,
I am sure you were no serious about the "only boat to break 100 at Lake Tahoe".... were you?

If you were, please give Harold Cornelius of Discovery Bay a call, I am pretty sure that he has been over 100 at Tahoe in his 32' Skater "Freedom".

A couple of years ago there was also a 40' Skater there for the Poker Runs West Event that was leading Freedom around, so I am sure that one also broke 100.

Rick

Shane 03-08-2004 12:54 PM


Originally posted by formulaz583
"Blue Star"??? Hard to believe that boat is fast, but looks can be deceiving
NO! OOPS! The link did not work right. Go under custom wood boats, then go to Jacqueline.


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