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Old 03-26-2004, 12:05 PM
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Default O/T Few thoughts from Robin Williams...

Laughed and cried.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we

need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.



I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan

for peace. So, here's one plan.



1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,

Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never

"interfere" again.



2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We

would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in

the fence.



3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder

will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where

they are. France would welcome them.



4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would

be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't

hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any

more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.



5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they

don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home

baby.



6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy

wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but

will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The

caribou will have to cope for a while.



7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel

for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go

somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

filling up the storage sites would be enough.)



8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we

will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds,

rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them

is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very

little, if anything.



9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't

need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building

would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.



10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one

can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is

ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...



Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your

tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,

"You want a piece of me?"
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False.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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Thanks,Dock!

My thoughts are still the same though!
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I agree,, who cares who said it,, it's soooo true..
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Who cares ??!!! Both he and Bill Cosby can take a flying leap. I like the plan.
 
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