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Old 04-01-2004, 07:27 PM
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This is an actual transcription of a radio call between the Bristish and the Irish off the coast of Kerry, in October of 1988 - as released by the Chief of Naval Operations.


Irish: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

British: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Irish: Negative! You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision

British: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship, I say again, divert your course.

Irish: Negative! I say again, you will have to divert your course.

British: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIET HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SFETY OF THIS SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irish: We are a lighthouse.............your call!!
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lmao!!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
If that's true, that is friggin hysterical!
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Oldie, usually is told with the USS Enterprise as the carrier
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British: "Blutty He11"
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