Quote of the week
 

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

Anyone got anything better?

What's the number one reason for getting divorced???

















































Getting Married. :rolleyes: :D

YUP,, it's been proven.... 100% of all divorces start w/ a marriage... :D :D

:p

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?


oohhh I'm gonna' get flamed for this











45 lbs.....:p

Why do Men die before Women?




A1: Because they want to.
A2: Because it is cheaper than divorce.

Q: Why are women smiling when they walk down the aisle?



















A: Because they know that they have given their last blow job!!!:D :D PS- Doesn't apply to all women!!:cool: :cool:

Why are womens feet smaller then mens...



So they can get closer to the sink !!

Why do brides where white?

































In hopes that the dishwasher matches the stove. :D :D :D




























(Just a joke, ladies) :D