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Old 04-02-2004, 02:48 PM
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

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Old 04-02-2004, 02:57 PM
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What's the number one reason for getting divorced???

















































Getting Married.
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YUP,, it's been proven.... 100% of all divorces start w/ a marriage...

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?


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Why do Men die before Women?




A1: Because they want to.
A2: Because it is cheaper than divorce.
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Q: Why are women smiling when they walk down the aisle?



















A: Because they know that they have given their last blow job!!! PS- Doesn't apply to all women!!
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Why are womens feet smaller then mens...



So they can get closer to the sink !!
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Why do brides where white?

































In hopes that the dishwasher matches the stove.




























(Just a joke, ladies)
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