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Ange 04-15-2004 11:40 AM

OT - The Challenge
 
An atheist professor was teaching a college class when he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released after a year of combat duty in Iraq, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"


The Marine replied, "God's a little busy watching over my buddies in Iraq; He sent me with His reply."

R Addiction 04-15-2004 11:42 AM

I LIKE IT!!! Good One Ange!!:p

robyw1 04-15-2004 01:12 PM

Hey I believe it..

Roby :)

Gizmo 04-15-2004 05:29 PM

Hey Ange, I received the same message yesterday. I thought it pretty good.
Giz

Reed Jensen 04-15-2004 05:37 PM

Damn Ange... I didn't know you were a bible thumper... :D

traviss 04-15-2004 05:44 PM

:D :D

Ange 04-15-2004 07:55 PM

Hey Giz, how are you? One of my project managers passed this around today. I thought it covered a lot of bases.

Reed, I do what I can to support The Man and the ones that keep us free.

Pantera1 04-15-2004 08:11 PM

HooRahh

SpeedGirl 04-15-2004 08:12 PM

:D Sweet :D

bajabob38 04-15-2004 08:46 PM

So that is where the catman has been.


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