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Old 04-15-2004, 12:40 PM
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An atheist professor was teaching a college class when he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released after a year of combat duty in Iraq, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"


The Marine replied, "God's a little busy watching over my buddies in Iraq; He sent me with His reply."

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I LIKE IT!!! Good One Ange!!
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Hey I believe it..

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Hey Ange, I received the same message yesterday. I thought it pretty good.
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Damn Ange... I didn't know you were a bible thumper...
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Hey Giz, how are you? One of my project managers passed this around today. I thought it covered a lot of bases.

Reed, I do what I can to support The Man and the ones that keep us free.
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So that is where the catman has been.
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