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tomtbone1993 05-04-2004 11:33 AM

what Folorida & Texas have in common
 
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?n...d=180945&rfi=6

RollWithIt 05-04-2004 11:47 AM

Here's an idea, TEACH your children that alligators are wild reptiles and dangerous. Gee, sounds simple enough. No, wait, call the game warden. Demand that the game warden do something cause the Gator encroached upon your domain. How dare it leave the swamps and waterways and sun itself at the entrance to your little community. I'm surprised that they didnt try to claim it was a mexican alligator and entered illigally to try and get INS involved. :rolleyes:

GLH 05-04-2004 11:55 AM

Re: what Folorida & Texas have in common
 
Same spelling?

WARPARTY36 05-04-2004 12:04 PM

Both have no state income tax!

Danny_Ocean 05-04-2004 12:13 PM

Both allow concealed weapons!

(And both are "owned" by the Bush family...and for as big a "lunk-head" as Jeb is, I'd say he's doing a pretty good job running this circus).

D. Ocean
Pompano Beach, FLA

ST31 05-04-2004 01:53 PM


Originally posted by WARPARTY36
Both have no state income tax!

Originally posted by Danny_Ocean
Both allow concealed weapons!

:D :D :D

Formula Outlaw 05-04-2004 01:56 PM

Both states have the death penalty.
Both states have GREAT looking women.
Both states have plenty of "Bush"
Both states have a lot of guns
Both states speak too much spanish
Both states have great boating

Both states have OSO :D :D

Reed Jensen 05-04-2004 02:12 PM

Yeah... except Florida likes to "fry" their convicts...:crazy:

Iggy 05-04-2004 02:33 PM

There's nothing wrong with a gator living in it's natural surroundings. Only if it becomes a nuisance, like eating small dogs, cats and kids, does it need to be removed.



Yeah... except Florida likes to "fry" their convicts...
Noooooo.....didn't you hear? The electric chair was found to be a "cruel and unusual punishment" so it was retired. We now use lethal injection.

tomtbone1993 05-04-2004 02:38 PM


Originally posted by Formula Outlaw
Both states have the death penalty.
Both states have GREAT looking women.
Both states have plenty of "Bush"
Both states have a lot of guns
Both states speak too much spanish
Both states have great boating

Both states have OSO :D :D



:D :D :D :D :D All true

mr_velocity 05-04-2004 03:05 PM


Originally posted by Iggy

Noooooo.....didn't you hear? The electric chair was found to be a "cruel and unusual punishment" so it was retired. We now use lethal injection.

If they would use it more often it wouldn't be unusual.:D

Strip Poker 388 05-04-2004 06:01 PM

If they televised the executions it might stop some crimes.Especially if the victim could do the execution:D



Reed I mave have a picture:eek:



Both states speak too much spanish :mad: :mad:

Dirty Race Girl 05-04-2004 07:21 PM


Originally posted by Formula Outlaw
Both states have the death penalty.
Both states have GREAT looking women.
Both states have plenty of "Bush"
Both states have a lot of guns
Both states speak too much spanish
Both states have great boating

Both states have OSO :D :D

Ahaha!! I've lived in BOTH states, and the only place I've ever seen an alligator was at Busch Gardens, or on a plate :)

Reed Jensen 05-04-2004 07:26 PM

I saw pictures of Ted Bundy after "ol sparky" was through with him... not a pretty sight.... :D

Dirty Race Girl 05-04-2004 07:31 PM


Originally posted by Reed Jensen
I saw pictures of Ted Bundy after "ol sparky" was through with him... not a pretty sight.... :D
None of his victims looked good after he was done with them either, so I say "Go Sparky Go!"

Reed Jensen 05-04-2004 07:35 PM


Originally posted by Dirty Race Girl
None of his victims looked good after he was done with them either, so I say "Go Sparky Go!"
An acquaintance of mine had Teddy in some of his law classes when he was a law student at the University of Utah... He said Ted had to drop out because of his "troubles".... he was convicted in Utah.. then sent to Colorado where he escaped... then he made his way down to Florida... Horrible things he did... he should have been executed about 13 times... :hothead:

Reed Jensen 05-04-2004 07:37 PM

How are you getting along DRG?.... I'm sure everyone is happy to see you posting here.... :D


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