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Old 05-04-2004, 12:33 PM
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Here's an idea, TEACH your children that alligators are wild reptiles and dangerous. Gee, sounds simple enough. No, wait, call the game warden. Demand that the game warden do something cause the Gator encroached upon your domain. How dare it leave the swamps and waterways and sun itself at the entrance to your little community. I'm surprised that they didnt try to claim it was a mexican alligator and entered illigally to try and get INS involved.
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Both have no state income tax!
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Both allow concealed weapons!

(And both are "owned" by the Bush family...and for as big a "lunk-head" as Jeb is, I'd say he's doing a pretty good job running this circus).

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Both states have the death penalty.
Both states have GREAT looking women.
Both states have plenty of "Bush"
Both states have a lot of guns
Both states speak too much spanish
Both states have great boating

Both states have OSO
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Yeah... except Florida likes to "fry" their convicts...
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There's nothing wrong with a gator living in it's natural surroundings. Only if it becomes a nuisance, like eating small dogs, cats and kids, does it need to be removed.


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Noooooo.....didn't you hear? The electric chair was found to be a "cruel and unusual punishment" so it was retired. We now use lethal injection.

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Both states have the death penalty.
Both states have GREAT looking women.
Both states have plenty of "Bush"
Both states have a lot of guns
Both states speak too much spanish
Both states have great boating

Both states have OSO


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