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Old 05-07-2004, 03:31 PM
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Absolutely....and chicken wings....and loaded fries....and

Seriously....do you guys have blow jobs where you live?? or are they more of a NY thing?

It's my all time favorite shot. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake...plus there's the added bonus of marching up to the bar with your girlfriends and asking loudly "who wants a blow job?". My girlfriends and I are kinda obnoxious...
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here we are...
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Yes...the blowjob shot. Typically the rule is "no hands" if you order one of those.

Of course, when talking about the real thing....hand-work is essential for perfect mouth-hand-eye coordination.
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So if I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
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I see you've lost your virginity, Can I use the box it came in.
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And you are the leftmost obnoxious girl?
(I'm going by avatar and hair length)
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you got nothin on me, i started young
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Hey lets play Pearl Harbor I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
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Yes...the blowjob shot. Typically the rule is "no hands" if you order one of those.

Of course, when talking about the real thing....hand-work is essential for perfect mouth-hand-eye coordination.
Well, that's true - but don't forget...the REALLY good ones start at the toes. You have to be extra good to get one of those...I'm all about positive re-inforcement.
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