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Old 05-07-2004 | 11:22 AM
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Here is a spam email that I received this morning:


Hello, my name is Sean Brandon. We wanted to let you know that we have Received and processed your Mórtgage applicatíon. We are happy to let you know that it has been Approved and we can offer you a $300,576 loan at an annual rate of %2.0.

To Take Advanatge of This Amazing Rate
Please Take a moment to Fill Our Post Approval Form at the Following Secure Link:

http://eloanlenders.com/?partid=ccnet

Note: After Compleating this Form a Representative will Contact you within 24-48 hrs Please Refer to the Following Approval Code: #686-339

Yours sincerely,
Sean Brandon
Mórtgage Bróker Association.
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Old 05-07-2004 | 11:24 AM
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And here is my reply.


Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.

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Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
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Old 05-07-2004 | 11:33 AM
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I like it!!!
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Old 05-07-2004 | 11:37 AM
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Outstanding!!! Wish I would have thought of it...
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Old 05-07-2004 | 11:44 AM
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Originally posted by craig223
And here is my reply.


Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.

Sincerely,
Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
If you work for the govermnent aren't you suppose to be Golfing or something usefull like that...


It's all good!

Leaving work and going boating now beee-bye!
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Old 05-07-2004 | 12:21 PM
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Take the cash and get a topgun.
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Old 05-07-2004 | 01:57 PM
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Originally posted by bajabob38
Take the cash and get a topgun.
We will be sticking with the junior Cig for a few years.

How is your "Barnicle Barge" doing? Is it ready? I've got a certificate for a free weekend @ Baltimore Marine center that I need to use. Are you and FirstMate game for that?
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Old 05-07-2004 | 02:00 PM
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LOL!
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Old 05-07-2004 | 04:35 PM
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I just can't believe that I haven't received a response from Mr. Brandon.
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Old 05-07-2004 | 08:07 PM
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Its not Legit ?
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