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BonnieOutlaw 05-13-2004 01:25 PM

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How about this one???

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 01:28 PM


Originally posted by Bonnie Outlaw
How about this one???
Whoooo hoooo... I'm in love!........:D

Ange 05-13-2004 01:47 PM

Reed, let us know when you two set a date...

IceAngel 05-13-2004 01:50 PM

I want to see what the babies will look like...I bet they will be HOTTIES LOL

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:03 PM

" hey.... I think we got us a sow here... whatdyah think Zeb?"... " Yeah we got us a sow here... come on... squeel like a pig... weeee!".....:D

Ange 05-13-2004 02:04 PM

Now I have Dueling Banjos in my head....Thanks Reed! lol

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:08 PM


Originally posted by IceAngel
I want to see what the babies will look like...I bet they will be HOTTIES LOL
I've got some pictures of how our children will look!......... aren't they cute!.......:D * sniff *... I'll always remember when they were small before they grew up.....:rolleyes:

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:09 PM


Originally posted by Ange
Now I have Dueling Banjos in my head....Thanks Reed! lol
roflmao........:D

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:12 PM

Let me post some family photos... did I tell you that my Mother's parents were first cousins?........ lmao........:D

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:13 PM

Notice the resemblance?.........:D

Ange 05-13-2004 02:14 PM

Are you sure YOUR parents weren't first cousins? :D

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:18 PM

I'm sure.... only my Mother's family was FROM THE SOUTH...........:D

Ange 05-13-2004 02:22 PM

Then she was a lucky woman. You know how it is. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 02:26 PM


Originally posted by Ange
Then she was a lucky woman. You know how it is. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.
Inbred by your parent's choice!...........:D

IceAngel 05-13-2004 02:40 PM

Hey now you can't judge the south by one state....Arkansas has always been the red headed step child of the south. They outlawed inbreding in Texas and North Carolina like 5 years ago rotflmao

Ange 05-13-2004 02:44 PM

Wait Terra, that didn't cover us!

Ange 05-13-2004 02:44 PM

But seriously. I forgot about that, I have to go make a phone call.....lol.

IceAngel 05-13-2004 02:50 PM


Originally posted by Reed Jensen
I've got some pictures of how our children will look!......... aren't they cute!.......:D * sniff *... I'll always remember when they were small before they grew up.....:rolleyes:
I bet they were cute Lil' Smokies ;)

IceAngel 05-13-2004 02:51 PM

Speaking of inbreeding have you guys heard the Ray Steven's song "I'm my own grandpa". It's freakin hilarious

Ange 05-13-2004 03:19 PM

Missed that one. I'll have to look for that.

IceAngel 05-13-2004 03:21 PM

How are your comp probs? Do you need help listening to the TOS replay?

Ange 05-13-2004 03:22 PM

I'll let you know when I get home. I'm heading out in just a few.q

IceAngel 05-13-2004 03:23 PM

dokie dokie

Lofty 05-13-2004 03:32 PM

High Holly Crap!!! Reed gets his own thread too!?!?!? WTF????

Reed you ARE the biggest post ho' of them all. :p

Is that your dad-brother playing banjo?

IceAngel 05-13-2004 03:34 PM

I was guessing dad/sister :eek:

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 04:33 PM


Originally posted by Lofty
High Holly Crap!!! Reed gets his own thread too!?!?!? WTF????

Reed you ARE the biggest post ho' of them all. :p

Is that your dad-brother playing banjo?

Yeah Lofty... finally some recognition for the "ho that I be".........:D

Lofty 05-13-2004 04:35 PM

You filthy little gutter slut! :p I'm jealous!

Lofty 05-13-2004 04:36 PM

At least your bringing it to the "West Side".

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 04:38 PM

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Lofty dude! The left coast rules!.........:D

Lofty 05-13-2004 04:41 PM

Shhhh Don't tell these fools, they'll all want to move here too.

It sucks here, really! The gas is expensive, $750k will buy you a two story tool shed, the traffics bad, everyone speaks Spanish and you'll get mugged in front of a donut store!

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 04:48 PM

shhhhhhhhh......:rolleyes:

Lofty 05-13-2004 04:54 PM

Hey Reed I just sold my Fiat Dino last night. We where sorry to see her go but I had to cull the herd.

Some guy down your way bought it. Don't blame me if it ends up in your shop. At least you'll get to see what a "quality" restoration looks like. Not like all that other crap out there.

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 04:59 PM

Funny.... I had somebody ask me if I had ever worked on a Fiat Dino just the other day....... hmmmmmmmm.:confused:

Reed Jensen 05-13-2004 05:00 PM

I've had people call my car a "fiat" dino.... since it was the first of the 308 series.......:crazy:

PhantomChaos 05-13-2004 08:40 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm........only 16 more posts from him today. WHAT A SLACKER!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Ange 05-13-2004 09:05 PM

You give him his own thread and this is the thanks you get, huh?

Ange 05-13-2004 09:47 PM

Troutly I would consider it an honor and a priviledge to have you post ho'ing in MY thread. :D

DJD 05-13-2004 09:49 PM

So Reed, if you have your own thread, you must own an Apache???????

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 04:52 PM

Uh.... no... no Apache... but I am friendly toward native americans.... :rolleyes:

cuda 05-14-2004 06:01 PM

My greatest fear has come to fruition. This thread has taken on a life of it's own. :rolleyes:


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