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Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by cuda
My greatest fear has come to fruition. This thread has taken on a life of it's own. :rolleyes:

Heee heee heeeee.... it's a Post Whore's dream.... their own thread!...... :D and I DIDN'T START IT!...... ;)

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 07:49 PM

Isn't that just like a woman.... being an "attention ho' "......... :rolleyes:

BonnieOutlaw 05-14-2004 07:51 PM

Awwweee Reed.....jealousy doesn't look good on you. Not quite your shade of green. ;) :D

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by Bonnie Outlaw
Awwweee Reed.....jealousy doesn't look good on you. Not quite your shade of green. ;) :D

Awww Bonnie... I'd consider it an honor and a priviledge if you came over here and pistol whipped me........... ;)

Hydrocruiser 05-14-2004 08:10 PM

Hey Reed
 
I read some of your posts and completely enjoyed your info and sense of humor! :)

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by Hydrocruiser
I read some of your posts and completely enjoyed your info and sense of humor! :)

Thanks.... but.... I always thought my sense of humor was "warped"..... ;)

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by Hydrocruiser
I read some of your posts and completely enjoyed your info and sense of humor! :)

Are you talking about the posts in this thread?... or some of the 1300 posts I did in "Chicks and boats"?... :confused:

BonnieOutlaw 05-14-2004 08:28 PM

Only if I can borrow Rolly's cuffs. :D

Hydrocruiser 05-14-2004 09:13 PM

Hey Reed
 
In chicks and boats you RULE! Too funny!

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by Hydrocruiser
In chicks and boats you RULE! Too funny!

Ahem!...... do you hear that girls!....?.....girls?........ :confused: ......... :)

Ange 05-14-2004 10:12 PM

REED rules? Puh-lease. lol Nah, Reed's a pretty cool dude. For an old guy. :D

Reed Jensen 05-14-2004 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by Ange
REED rules? Puh-lease. lol Nah, Reed's a pretty cool dude. For an old guy. :D

Awww... you say the sweetest things Ange... since I'm not an old guy.... I'M AN ANGRY OLD GUY!.......... :)

Wasabe 05-15-2004 01:56 AM

And to think I missed this to go to a movie!

BTW TROY WAS AWESOME.

BonnieOutlaw 05-15-2004 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by Reed Jensen
Ahem!...... do you hear that girls!....?.....girls?........ :confused: ......... :)

Ohhh another case of his head too big for his britches. :D

Careful Reed, you might need a special seat for your bike. ;)

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by Bonnie Outlaw
Ohhh another case of his head too big for his britches. :D

Careful Reed, you might need a special seat for your bike. ;)

Special seat?..... or no seat at all?.. just the post to sit on....... :)

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by Wasabe
And to think I missed this to go to a movie!

BTW TROY WAS AWESOME.

So... did all you women "swoon" over Brad Pitt?..... or is this really a "sandal and sword" epic worth seeing?.... ;)

RollWithIt 05-15-2004 11:52 AM

Bonnie, you can use my cuffs anytime you want. :)

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by RollWithIt
Bonnie, you can use my cuffs anytime you want. :)

You young studs always in the persuit of trouble..... ;)

RollWithIt 05-15-2004 05:02 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
What else are we supposed to do with our youth. Besides chase girls. :D

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 05:06 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
What else are we supposed to do with our youth. Besides chase girls. :D

Ummm..... ummmmm..... ummm... give me a minute.... ummmmm.... what were we talking about?... oh yeah.... ummmmm..... I can't think of anthing else to do.... Other than make money so that they will be attracted to YOU!......... :D

RollWithIt 05-15-2004 05:16 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Yeah but, as you have so noted in the past, all they will do then is take that money and run. So why bother to make any money in the first place. Just cut to the chase and go after the girls. Then, when they realize you have no money, its too late. The look on their faces is classic. :D

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 05:18 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
Yeah but, as you have so noted in the past, all they will do then is take that money and run. So why bother to make any money in the first place. Just cut to the chase and go after the girls. Then, when they realize you have no money, its too late. The look on their faces is classic. :D

Ahhhh young Perp thumper... you have exceeded the teachings of your master..... you are ready for the real world...... ;)

RollWithIt 05-15-2004 10:05 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
:)

Wasabe 05-15-2004 10:38 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by Reed Jensen
So... did all you women "swoon" over Brad Pitt?..... or is this really a "sandal and sword" epic worth seeing?.... ;)


I was expecting him to be buff. Mr. Pitt has nothing on Jeffery.

Wasabe 05-15-2004 10:40 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
What else are we supposed to do with our youth. Besides chase girls. :D

Work on your brain.












































Not that one either! :D

Wasabe 05-15-2004 10:41 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
What else are we supposed to do with our youth. Besides chase girls. :D

Work on your brain.












































Not that one either! :D

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 11:54 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by Wasabe
I was expecting him to be buff. Mr. Pitt has nothing on Jeffery.

I just got back from seeing "Troy".... I was so tired of Brian Cox "swaggering about" I wanted to drive a knife into his neck long before he got it in the end..... :p :p I'm not going to comment about Jeffery being buff... I've never seen him..... :rolleyes:

ragtop409 05-16-2004 01:51 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
What else are we supposed to do with our youth. Besides chase girls. :D


Amen to that :D Rag's

R Addiction 05-16-2004 08:01 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Perp Thumper!!! LMAO!!! RWI the "Perp Thumper" :D

Ange 05-16-2004 08:39 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Perp thumper, that is a pretty good one there Reed.

Reed Jensen 05-16-2004 11:35 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Grass hopper.... Perp thumper....

RollWithIt 05-16-2004 03:33 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Wasabe, the alcohol and age deteriorates the brain anyways. So why build it up, just to loose it. :D

Dont worry, I hear ya!

I havent seen the movie yet, but it looks like Brad Pitt buffed up a little. He was cut in Fight club but still skinny.

Reed Jensen 05-16-2004 04:29 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 

Originally Posted by RollWithIt
Wasabe, the alcohol and age deteriorates the brain anyways. So why build it up, just to loose it. :D

Dont worry, I hear ya!

I havent seen the movie yet, but it looks like Brad Pitt buffed up a little. He was cut in Fight club but still skinny.

What I find funny...In most of Pitt's movies... he always looks like he needs a shave and a bath... In "Troy"... he always looked like he had just shaved... although he was pretty grubby after one fight sequence... :rolleyes:

Ange 05-16-2004 05:11 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
I remember when he thought it was against the law to wash his hair or something. Nasty.

R Addiction 05-25-2004 11:43 PM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
And this on page 12!!! :D

Reed Jensen 05-26-2004 02:28 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Damnit "R"... I thought this thread was dead.... you know... This means war don't you?.......... :D

BonnieOutlaw 05-26-2004 06:02 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Okay, for those of you watching Troy, you may want to watch Helen of Troy. Troy was omitting certain things that are brought through in Helen of Troy. If I ever get a free rainy day (which seems quite inevitable) I'll be having a Troy marathon day.

Rolly, thanks for the cuffs. You're so good to me!!!! :D

Ha Reed!!!!!

R Addiction 05-26-2004 08:08 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
I have not yet begun to fight!!! :argue: :rolleyes:

R Addiction 05-31-2004 08:15 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
It's back!!!!!!! Reed Jensen for President!!!!!! :drink: :rolleyes:

Reed Jensen 05-31-2004 11:59 AM

Re: Reed Jensen: This has to be a record!!! (chicks & boats)
 
Damn you "R"..... can't you let this thread die?............. :rolleyes: :blaster:


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