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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or I could find new dates. What would Brandon do? :o

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To all the single females on this website, this picture was taken before I got contacts. Jerry for a minute I thought you were goning to post a pic of the real outfit I wore to celebrate this weekend. Thank god. NK

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Damn P!!! There is no f-cking WAY I can keep up with that machine now! That is just awesome. I've gotta sneak on for a quick run at Smoke.

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Pimp Master P begins the all night celebration...it's obvious why the ladies ain't wear panties... :D

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How the f*** could you see footprints on shirts like yours anyway? You can't even see the bug splathers.

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Another shirt from the NK summer fashion collection! Topped off by some old-bats muff on his head! I got to get myself up on those western Michigan fashion trends. :D:D:D

BTW Pokedhergun (Brandon) you got a face like you just grabbed a tree trunk under her hood! :D

This should take care of making friends today and liven up the board!

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ROTFLMAO!!!!! :D GLH- so you are saying that Brandon may have grabbed a tree trunk instead of a bush???

BTW, congrats NK!!! 100mph is smokin!!!

chad

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Looks like the face of a guy figuring out he's logging instead of planting in shrubberies.

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Now thats freak'n FUNNY ! What goes thru your mind everyday would probably blow mine, what is it... the maple syrup ? :D :crazy: :D

Parn, the next time the Jeg's catalog comes........pitch it. Now the hat ought a come with a bowl a soup....but it looks good on you. :eek:

And Parn.....NEVER EVER, EVER TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD BLOWER MOTORS ARE RUNNING !!! Very superstitious.....writing's on the wall.............Very superstitious......... ladders bout to fall.................

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NK throwing an arc over Rookies 50 Hustler... :cool:

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DAMN, you guys play rough! :eek:

Robert

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Parn, you better NOT wear that hat at my wedding.

Robert

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Tonto, Parn is going to your wedding? I hope it's not an open bar :) The Lake was flat all weekend, I wish I was in that picture with John and you, next time for sure. :cool: That tail is awesome, I bet you can't ski behind that :)

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Parnell

I DEFINATELY want to see that hat worn at Robert and Demi's Wedding.

Good to see that PIMPMASTER PARNELL is back in full EFFEEZZYY!

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Looks like someone ain't hooked up to good in that picture. Hey Parn, how do you go SO fast and throw sooooo much water in the air?

Robert

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That is one nice Rooster!! Great pic.

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Yup.

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Man now that I look at this the Hennessy XO is getting low, time for a trip at duty-free again!!!!

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You buy maple syrup? Thought you just tap your tree.

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Triple digits . . nice :cool:

Do your face cheeks ripple like the sagging triceps of any 70 year old woman at those speeds ? :drink: :D

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It's only good in the form of a can, sort of like on women.

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Like I said, I got a secret project going on down here. That's what ya'll get for being ssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far away. When I doooooo get up there, LOOK OUT, there ain't going to be some half breed out running my ass. Think about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I've been here a LONG TIME KITTY.
Robert

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uh oh? 100 may be a bit slow 'dare

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He said half breed ! :eek:

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Run Robert is on the warpath

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:p :p :p :p

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[QUOTE=Tonto] When I doooooo get up there, LOOK OUT, there ain't going to be some half breed out running my ass.


Ya know I almost called my boat Half Breed. Then I thought of "Kiss my yellow bellied ass" but I didn't think I was going to go fast enough. Who knew. :rolleyes:

BTW The reason I have no fear at all of your secret project is cause it ain't ever going to get in the water. You are almost as bad as Too Old. Maybe Key West. :crazy: NK

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I don't know cause they are way behind me at that speed. :crazy: NK

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Hey Joan Rivers, try denying that you took a can of syrup over to the liquor store to take that pic. Stop trying so hard to impress us midwestern folk. It should be obvious to you that it's just lost on most of us. :rolleyes:

BTW try blowing up the pic of Pimp Master P and check out my necklace.

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Outfit available for any non cat, non step dudes running triple digits. Primal Instinct is next. :) Call 1-800 Nauti Kitty

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Dude you are running with me on friday for lunch so long as you don't work the date Rob Shin is graciously bringin me. Kudos to Rob :)

BTW Any truth to the rumor GLH is spreadin about you and some blond shemale? The wrong answer could influence your lunch warm up run on friday before you really go fast in wicked won. :o NK

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Should I consider this my invitation or will you be sending out something more formal? I am not sure how it's done down there. :) NK

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Hey Parnell, rumor has it that you added some more glass to the inside hull. Did you and if you did how much? Congrats on hitting the mark BTW.

Mitchy, I'm selling my boat, everytime I come on here it makes me think of boating and not selling my baby. But really I have to. Its very sad........

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Looks like a dude rubbing one out while hanging on a rope. That's just to messed up even for me to comment on.

Or maybe it's Brandon hanging himself after finding "the trunk". :D:D:D

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It winds up and the girls go crazy! OK Maybe our girls aren't that sophisticated but damm are they fun. :)

Brandon has yet to comment on the whole shemale thing and i'll be honest, that worries me. :( NK

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Holy chit I'm gettin hammered in here!

Have no fear. After a weekend of thorough inspection, I determined that there was in fact no trunk to be found. I even went back and checked 2 more times just to be sure :drink: . Dallas girlz, always a treat.


Nauti: Rob is definitely bringin some heat! The 100mph man gets first crack at it of course... ;)

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You ain't kidding friend!!! :drink:

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Parn, good to see things are "going fast" in your world again. Such a milestone! Congrats!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one Kitty, you're probably right though, its only been in the water once in over a year. And yes we'll be sending out "FORMAL" invitations. The party afterwards should be a riot! Sept. 12th. in Chicago.
Robert