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Old 06-28-2004, 11:12 AM
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
> > enemy Indian war party.
> > > The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the
> > great Lone Ranger. In
> > > honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be
> > executed in three days. But,
> > > before I kill you,
> > > I will grant you three requests. What is your
> > first request?"
> > >
> > > "I'd like to speak to my horse." Says The Lone
> > Ranger.
> > >
> > > Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
> > Ranger, who whispers in
> > > Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
> > > Later that evening, Silver returns with a
> > beautiful blonde woman on his
> > > back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde
> > enters the Lone Ranger's
> > > tent and spends the night. The next morning
> > the Indian Chief admits
> > > he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal
> > horse, but I will still
> > > kill you in two days. What is your second
> > request?"
> > >
> > > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
> > Silver is brought to
> > > him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
> > >
> > > As before, Silver takes off across the plains and
> > disappears over the
> > > horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's
> > surprise, Silver again
> > > returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette,
> > even more attractive
> > > than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's
> > tent and spends the
> > > night. The following morning the Indian Chief
> > is again impressed.
> > > "You are indeed a
> > > man of many talents, but I will still kill you
> > tomorrow. What is your
> > > last request?"
> > >
> > > "I'd like to speak to my horse . . . alone.
> > >
> > > The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
> > brought to the Lone
> > > Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger
> > grabs Silver by both
> > > ears, looks him square in the eye and says, very
> > slowly and loudly:
> > > "Listen
> > > carefully, now for the last time. I said 'BRING
> > POSSE!"
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