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Old 06-30-2004, 09:14 PM
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Damn Phantom, now you go and steal my thread. No Salami for you!
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Good ones, Nort, you are in rare form tonight.
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly. He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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All were good.
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A guy and a minister board a plane and have a seat. Stewardess approaches both and asks what they would like to drink. The first guy says "sure, I'll have a Brandy on the rocks", stewardess goes to the back of the plane fixes the brandy and returns. She asks the Minister "sir, what can I get you to drink", Minister replies "lady, I would rather be raped by two women than to have liquor touch my lips!".

The first guy with the Brandy, hands the drink back to the stewardess and says "I didn't know I had a choice!"
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