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Old 07-01-2004 | 08:40 PM
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Okay girls..we go this dude on our car board........he's always spoutin off ****.
Anyways..now he says he is takinout his powerboat today....says it runs 68MPH..........WOW....here's the funny part....it a new Ebbtide 22' bow..280hp Volvo duoprop......please tell me what these things run...I figure lucky to see mid 50's..
This cat is supposed to be some rich dude.....everyone calls him out and he comes up with BS everytime....hook it up for 'ole shore....

Did I mention the old Bayliner is still kickin.....

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Old 07-01-2004 | 08:46 PM
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280hp inboard... 22 ft... my guess is 55mph if it's a T2x wing....


You want to shut him up bring 10 $100 dollar bills put them on the bar for one run.... if he says he doesn't have that much on him tell him to shut up then. Or any day you will run him when he has it. That screens out a lot of contenders usually!
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Old 07-01-2004 | 08:48 PM
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Worked in downhill skiing with all those European jerks !
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Old 07-01-2004 | 09:04 PM
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Hey Shore, I moved over to your neck of the woods. Still go to Silver Glen?
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Old 07-01-2004 | 09:20 PM
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I've used the $100 bill trick a few times ...but only when I am DAMNED SURE I'm right It's a lot of fun...shuts'em right up
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Old 07-01-2004 | 09:24 PM
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I've used the $100 bill trick a few times ...but only when I am DAMNED SURE I'm right It's a lot of fun...shuts'em right up
Always.....

Damned shure he doesn't have a grand on him more than the speed in his boat or his nuts if your talking skiing!!!!


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Old 07-02-2004 | 01:12 PM
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I always try and keep a small BS fund around for idiots....LOL

Oh and Cuda.........LOL...funny you should ask...we are leaving for the "Glen" tonight....be there through Sunday....

The redhead got a new set of "twins" so she wants to show them off a bit.Her first trip out with them..lol
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Old 07-02-2004 | 04:27 PM
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I'm waiting for the weather to clear right now, I'm wanting to take the fishboat out this evening for some river recon before I put the Donzi in the river tomorrow. The fishboat is much easier to get unstuck if I run around in these unfamiliar waters.

Where do you launch Shore? Astor?
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Old 07-02-2004 | 04:30 PM
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Here is what is keeping me off the river right now. Waiting for it to clear, the fishboat is hooked up and ready.
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Old 07-02-2004 | 05:40 PM
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Yup fixin to leave the house...goin to Ormond to meet up with my buddies 29'Formula and head out to Astor...Probably be dark by the time we hit the ramp but who fukin cares right............LOL...MY boat is blue and white..the Formula is white and Green...cabin boat.....A/C rules.
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