It was reported on the news that a suspicous man had taken pictures of the Texas Capitol in Austin and video of the Mansfield Dam (which creates Lake Travis). I know that if someone wanted to wipe out Austin, they would not blow up downtown. They would blow up the Mansfield Dam. The resulting flood would wipe out Austin.

The easiest way to do this would be to rent a houseboat, fill it with exposivies, and drive it to the dam.

I propose that the following actions be taken immediately. Since the terrorists hate female nudity, I think that all true patrotic women should go topless (or even nude) while on Lake Travis. This will show support for our country and scare away any terrorists.

If you see a boat with no women or non-topless women, do not allow them near the dam!

God Bless America!

i think that policy should be adopted nationwide just to be sure

true, true... All lakes and dams are potential targets. Maybe the Office of Homeland Security should pay the OSO membership to inspect our local lakes every weekend and enforce the new "policy".

Well Hippie Hollow is closest to the damn but I don't think that will get the results you're looling for.

Roby

You refer to her as MILF in front of your wife? Perhaps it was that which she frowned on.

Roby

they can have hippie hollow

I saw that in the news. mansfield dam, frost bank, the governors mansion. thats crazy. wasnt that long ago either.

my lake travis property wouldnt be lakefront anymore, but my house in town would be

WHOA You mean this wasn't a joke?

Roby

no they caught a guy with a lot of survellince (sp?) video of these and other cities, i think dallas and atlanta. they police said it was DEFINATELY not tourism video, it looked more like stake outs.

He was from Pakistan and in the country on fake paperwork.

Mutha f ers, where's my rope