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Old 08-23-2004, 11:56 AM
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Talking Little Billy

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume, George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh that's right --question time. Who has a
question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
what his name is.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k happened
to Billy?"

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Old 08-23-2004, 12:08 PM
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Good one.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:17 PM
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Poor little Billy is over in that deaded prison in Iraq getting his pee pee burned by cigarettes!!!
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to bad billy.....................
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They demoted Billy to special education because any idiot with an IQ of 70 or more knows the answers to those questions.

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume, George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh that's right --question time. Who has a
question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
what his name is.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k happened
to Billy?"



Who cares what happen to little billy, sounds like he was going to turn into one of those left wing liberals like you nort.
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Good one Norty!
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Maybe little billy was hiding under his desk making up war stories!!

Give that boy some medals!!
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Maybe this little political diatribe belongs in the "off topic/other" section!
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No - really - what happened to "Little Billy" . . ? ?? ?

I don't think it's funny. His parents are probably frantic.
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