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Ange 08-27-2004 10:14 AM

Men are so easy....
 
This was an actual want ad:

"Black Female seeks male companionship, Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador retriever.

MEN ARE SO EASY ! ! !

Reed Jensen 08-27-2004 10:14 AM

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Woof!!!!!

SpeedGirl 08-27-2004 10:15 AM

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:D very cute Ange!!! :D

IceAngel 08-27-2004 10:25 AM

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Lol

Danny Usnik 08-27-2004 10:30 AM

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:d :d :d

Love Machine 08-27-2004 10:57 AM

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Dang, I started to punch in the number into my cell phone.

:eek: :crazy: :drool:

Downtown42 08-27-2004 10:59 AM

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Ahhh, can't believe everything on the internet :crazy:

wwwTOPDJcom 08-27-2004 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Machine
Dang, I started to punch in the number into my cell phone.

:eek: :crazy: :drool:

Ya me too I was dialing and got to the last line just in time :D :D

robyw1 08-27-2004 11:13 AM

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I don't get it :confused:

Caincando1 08-27-2004 12:42 PM

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I can't believe I fell for that.........................................Again .

CigDaze 08-27-2004 01:21 PM

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I think that was Chris288 looking for a date! :p :D :p :D

Chris288 08-27-2004 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Baja Daze
I think that was Chris288 looking for a date! :p :D :p :D

Whatever !! ......... why don't you and your boyfriend get a room..

HotPursuit 08-27-2004 01:30 PM

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MEN ARE SO EASY ! ! ![/QUOTE]

Just the way you girls like it.WE can't help our selves.
My grandmother once told me MEN ARE THE GAS & WOMEN ARE THE BRAKES.

Chris288 08-27-2004 01:31 PM

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Hey NICK !!!

Ange 08-27-2004 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HotPursuit
MEN ARE SO EASY ! ! !

Just the way you girls like it.WE can't help our selves.[/QUOTE]


Which again proves the statment that men only have enough blood in their bodies to operate one head at a time...

Cash Bar 08-27-2004 01:55 PM

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I knew that ad was some goof. I also thought that # looked familiar as my girl deals w/dogs(no smartazz comments) regularly.

Ange 08-27-2004 01:57 PM

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Greg, how can you post something like that and not expect comments? What, you think we BEHAVE around here or something? Gimme a break!

CigDaze 08-27-2004 02:13 PM

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Yo Chris! :D

lucy 08-27-2004 03:46 PM

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:)

Originally Posted by HotPursuit
MEN ARE SO EASY ! ! !

Just the way you girls like it.WE can't help our selves.
My grandmother once told me MEN ARE THE GAS & WOMEN ARE THE BRAKES.[/QUOTE]

Wasabe 08-27-2004 05:13 PM

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LMAO how cute is that.. Yes men are easy.

ChrisK 08-27-2004 06:38 PM

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yeah and if it was a want ad for a man seeking a woman with that, there would be even MORE responses!

BonnieOutlaw 08-28-2004 07:11 AM

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Okay - new pact. I think it's time for us (female, two legger types) to stop telling them how easy they are. We need to keep our secrets to ourselves, otherwise they can compensate. While their compensation act doesn't deter the outcome, it makes us work a little harder and is counterproductive.

It's the equivalent of the cops calling up a fugitive and telling him how easy he was to find before going to his house. Yes, he's predictable and will go to a friend or family members house, but now you have to go to two places to grab him, which leaves less time for donuts and paperwork.

;) :D

cuda 08-28-2004 07:20 AM

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I'm not easy...........................but I can be had.

BonnieOutlaw 08-28-2004 07:25 AM

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Of course you can....you're breathing. ;)

I guess it depends on the goal. For the most part I think it's easier for 2 leggers to find a piece than 3 leggers. Just from my personal observation of course.

cuda 08-28-2004 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie Outlaw

I guess it depends on the goal. For the most part I think it's easier for 2 leggers to find a piece than 3 leggers. Just from my personal observation of course.

Ain't no denying that!

Like I say, I don't believe women are the weaker sex, they have always possessed what we have always been seeking.

robyw1 08-28-2004 10:03 AM

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This is all a bunch of BULL. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Reed Jensen 08-28-2004 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie Outlaw
Okay - new pact. I think it's time for us (female, two legger types) to stop telling them how easy they are. We need to keep our secrets to ourselves, otherwise they can compensate. While their compensation act doesn't deter the outcome, it makes us work a little harder and is counterproductive.

It's the equivalent of the cops calling up a fugitive and telling him how easy he was to find before going to his house. Yes, he's predictable and will go to a friend or family members house, but now you have to go to two places to grab him, which leaves less time for donuts and paperwork.

;) :D

Nyah nyah nyah.... too late..... I don't fall for the bs any more.... "I'm just a single man all alone... who's going to consider MY NEEDS ? I have my security to think of " ................. :cool: ......... :D

fountain1fan 08-28-2004 06:06 PM

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great one ange . how have you been doing ? it was verry nice meeting you at fountain, we had a great time thanks. robbie , allison, hunter.

GLH 08-29-2004 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ange
This was an actual want ad:

"Black Female seeks male companionship, Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."

"an 8 week old femal black Labrador retriever."

MEN ARE SO EASY ! ! !

Another b!tch looking for a free ride. :D:D:D

Ange 08-29-2004 04:30 PM

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G, you really have been picking up the wrong kind of women. Where are you hanging out, at the Goodwill Store and the Salvation Army? :D

HotPursuit 08-29-2004 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ange
Just the way you girls like it.WE can't help our selves.


Which again proves the statement that men only have enough blood in their bodies to operate one head at a time...[/QUOTE]

Okay so passing out from time to time is not a normal action'''''

HotPursuit 08-29-2004 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cuda
Ain't no denying that!

Like I say, I don't believe women are the weaker sex, they have always possessed what we have always been seeking.


Great nations have been concord over POWER of the P

Ange 08-29-2004 09:01 PM

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No, Hot, passing out is NOT normal.....You might want to have that checked.... :D

ChrisK 08-30-2004 12:25 AM

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unless I was that good and she just got to worked up and could not take it anymore..

hehe

BonnieOutlaw 08-30-2004 06:15 AM

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LMAO at the Salvation Army....I can see the pick up line now - "I am an Army of One...and I want YOU!"

Chris - you sure she didnt just fall asleep?


Ooohhhhh!

Sorry! ;)

Ange 08-30-2004 06:47 AM

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Hey Chris, HOT was the one passing out....

GLH 08-30-2004 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ange
G, you really have been picking up the wrong kind of women. Where are you hanging out, at the Goodwill Store and the Salvation Army? :D

There's chicks at the Salvation Army???? Excuse me I'll be right back....

Ange 08-30-2004 08:09 AM

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G, get back here! Do NOT to go to the Salvation Army! Geez. What am I going to do with you guys?

fountain1fan 08-30-2004 03:51 PM

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that's why you love us .

Reed Jensen 08-30-2004 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fountain1fan
that's why you love us .

Ange keeps trying to reform me.... hahahahahaha.... impossible!........ :cool:


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