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Old 09-10-2004, 11:27 AM
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Default For the Volunteer Firefighters among us...

You know you belong to Redneck Fire Dept if:


*IF YOUR DEPARTMENT HAS EVER HAD TWO RIGS PULLED OVER FOR DRAG RACING

* IF YOU HAVE CHROME NAKED LADY MUDFLAPS ON ANY RIGS

*IF YOUR FIREHOUSE HAS WHEELS

* IF YOU EVER GOT BACK TO YOUR FIREHOUSE AND THE LOCKS HAVE BEEN CHANGED
*IF A DRILL CONSISTS OF STANDING AROUND A FIRE GETTING DRUNK

* IF YOUVE EVER BEEN TONED OUT TO AN OUTHOUSE FIRE

* ESPECIALLY IF THAT OUTHOUSE INVOLVED ENTRAPMENT

* IF YOU EVER LET A PERSONS HOUSE BURN DOWN CUZ THEY WOULDNT LET YOU HUNT THEIR LAND

* IF YOUR PERSONAL VEHICLE HAS MORE LIGHTS IN IT THAN THE APPARATUS

* OR, IF YOUR PERSONAL VEHICLE HAS MORE LIGHTS IN IT THAN YOUR HOME

* IF A CHRISMAS DISPLAY GIVES YOU IDEAS ON A NEW LIGHT SCHEME FOR YOUR RIGS

* IF YOUR SQUAD CAN SMOKE THE TIRES

* IF ANY ONE OF YOUR RIGS BURNS SO MUCH OIL THAT IT APPEARS TO BE BURNING

* IF YOU DEPARTMENTS NAME IS MISSPELLED ON YOUR RIGS

* IF THE HOSPITAL TURNS OUT THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU GO TO PICK UP YOUR STOKES BASKET

* IF DISPATCH CANT HELP BUT LAUGH WHEN MENTIONING YOUR DEPARTMENTS NAME

* IF THE LOCAL NEWS WONT PUT YOU ON TV CUZ YOU EMBARRASSED THEM LAST TIME

* IF SOMEONE EVER LOCKED THE ONLY SET OF KEYS INSIDE A RIG

* AND, IF ALL MEMBERS ARE MORE EXPERIENCED WITH A SLIMJIM THAN THE JAWS OF LIFE

* IF YOU EVER REFERRED TO A LIGHTBAR AS SEXY

* IF YOUR DEFIBRILLATOR CONSISTS OF A MARINE BATTERY,JUMPER CABLES, AND A FISH FINDER

*IF YOUVE EVER GONE ON A DATE IN THE RESERVE PUMPER

* IF YOUR PUMPER HAS BEEN ON FIRE MORE TIMES THAN IT HAS BEEN TO A FIRE

* IF ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AT A FIRE

* IF YOU EVER CALL IT QUITS WHEN THE BEER GETS HOT

* YOU EVER HAD TO BACKTRACK AND GET THE GUY THAT FELL OFF THE RIG

* YOU ALWAYS STOP THE TRUCK TO PICK UP ROADKILL

* AND, DINNER AT THE STATION CONSISTS OF ROAD KILL

* IF YOUR MEETING ROOM HAS AT LEAST 2 SPIT CANS

* IF YOU HAVE A SIGN ON THE FIREHOUSE DOOR THAT SAYS "WE FIGHT FIRES FOR BEER"

* IF YOUR APPARATUS FLOOR HAS CHEW STAINS EVERYWHERE

* IF YOUR APPARATUS FLOOR LOOKS LIKE AN OIL TANKER SPILL

* IF YOU BUY OIL DRY BY THE SKID FOR YOUR OWN STATION

* IF EVERYONE IN YOUR DEPARTMENT IS RELATED TO EACH OTHER

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Old 09-10-2004, 12:45 PM
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* If you pee on the fire when showing up out of old camping habits!

"YOU EVER HAD TO BACKTRACK AND GET THE GUY THAT FELL OFF THE RIG"
Recently in LA we had the first female firefighter die. It was all over the news. People were donating money and going on and on about her being a hero and such. Turns out she was a probie for two weeks and died when falling off the back of the truck when it pulled forward from a stop.
I dont mean to sound cold hearted, but isnt there a Darwin award for that?
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Yeah, Matt you are cold-hearted. Sad story though. It happens.
Sounds like she was up on top of the hose bay.

BTW, I am coming out to CA next week, supposed to run with a few of the SCOPE folks down the Hydroplane races in Mission Bay.
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