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PhantomChaos 11-15-2004 03:43 PM

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I may be biased on this one but I have to admit that my LG phone is one of the few phones I know that looks almost as good after a full day of boating as it did when we left the dock. Have you noticed that ALL of us - male or female - look like we've gone a few rounds after a day of 60, 70, 80, 90 + mph of wind beating on our faces. Forget the hair, the make up, etc. We're talking about the bloodshot dry looking eyes, the puffy skin, etc. We're definately not in a sport where you can worry about your looks when you're done boating. That being said - there are a few who manage to pull it off like my LG phone. This shot of my phone was taken by one of the photographers in Catalina no more than 10 minutes after we pulled into Avalon Saturday morning. A quick flip of the phone with a cocktail and it was good to go! It did have a little bit of the bloodshot eyes going but that might have been due to the Busty Brunette shot at Luau Larry's and not the wind! Like I said .. I may be biased but I have seen some scary sights after a day on the water including my old phone!! :D :D :D

OldSchool 11-15-2004 03:47 PM

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Three people just came running into my office wondering why I was ROTFLMAO!!!!! :D :D :D


Priceless Norty, Fokking Priceless!! :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

cuda 11-15-2004 03:55 PM

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Where's the umbrella for your drink?

Semper Fi 11-15-2004 04:04 PM

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Now that's friggin hilarious :evilb:

PhantomChaos 11-15-2004 04:05 PM

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Thread Reference..... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

thisistank 11-15-2004 04:08 PM

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You're ruthless! :D :D

Tantrum 11-15-2004 04:25 PM

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Sweet....nice buttons.
How about some pics for the Uncensored Section :drink:

cuda 11-15-2004 04:26 PM

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Careful Norty, poodles are known to bite! :eek: :drink:

Reed Jensen 11-15-2004 04:43 PM

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Roflmao........... A judicial amount of mousse can work wonders....... :drink:

Bryanw 11-15-2004 05:17 PM

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Now that's some funny chit... :D

BADA BING 11-15-2004 05:21 PM

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ARE THOSE BUTTONS REAL OR FAKE :eek: :D

BADA BING 11-15-2004 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sutphen30
thats priceless. :drink: :drink:

by the way,your over the limit on your card,,i could only get 2 whipple systems. :D :D damn dinners club. :D

Actually, if that is a Black American Express, Norty should be able to place a pretty hefty down payment to buy Whipple Inc. :eek:

Now that you've mentioned it, Nort wasn't showin off his hot little cell :eek: He is bragg flashin the black amex :rolleyes:

:D :D

Schweeng 11-15-2004 06:17 PM

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Sweet!!!!!


My phone looks good as well, but after Saturday it needed a full day at the spa!!!!!

Chris

PhantomChaos 11-15-2004 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Schweeng
Sweet!!!!!


My phone looks good as well, but after Saturday it needed a full day at the spa!!!!!

Chris

Yes....your phone looked good, but honestly, not as good as my LG. :D :D :drink:

OldSchool 11-15-2004 07:09 PM

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" The entire trip was paid for with Mr. Underhill's American Express card...You want the number?"

From my favorite movie of all time...Fletch :D :D :drink:

PatriYacht 11-15-2004 07:23 PM

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I'm working on photo enhancement to get Nort's credit card number. I need boat stuff. :cool:

Sean H 11-15-2004 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PatriYacht
I'm working on photo enhancement to get Nort's credit card number. I need boat stuff. :cool:


i was thinking that was awful trusting around this bunch.... ;)

PhantomChaos 11-15-2004 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Reed Jensen
Roflmao........... A judicial amount of mousse can work wonders....... :drink:

Hey....the phone looks as good as Santa in that photo!!!! :D :D :D


p.s. If you think those numbers are readable on that card......I'm not as stupid as some people look! :D :D :D

EricT 11-15-2004 08:19 PM

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:D :D :D :D Funny chit Nort

Reed Jensen 11-15-2004 08:22 PM

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Roflmao... Looks like I'm going to be doing duty as Santa Claus next month...... lmao.......... :D

Formula78 11-15-2004 10:23 PM

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I had to dig a bit,. Here you go guys, go crazy. :D

cuda 11-15-2004 10:36 PM

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He must be going fast, it blew his hair to the back of his head.

PhantomChaos 11-15-2004 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cuda
He must be going fast, it blew his hair to the back of his head.


You know it! There's the proof of pure unchallenged raw Formula power baby!!!! :D :D :D :drink: :drink:

Reed Jensen 11-15-2004 11:42 PM

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Damn Norty!.... that reflection off your dome is getting brighter.......... :D

Reed Jensen 11-15-2004 11:57 PM

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Chu talkin' to me?.... Mang?.....

Audiofn 11-16-2004 06:31 AM

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See now Nort I bet you wish you never posted this LOL

Jon

Jamie B. 11-16-2004 09:44 AM

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lol

"you so crAAAAAzy" Norty :drink:

PhantomChaos 11-16-2004 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Audiofn
See now Nort I bet you wish you never posted this LOL

Jon

LOL!!! Yeah......what's up with that!!! This WAS a bag on Jeffrey thread! :D :D :D :D :D

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PhantomChaos
LOL!!! Yeah......what's up with that!!! This WAS a bag on Jeffrey thread! :D :D :D :D :D

We just love effin' with you Norty... because you're such a fun guy!.......... :evilb:

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 10:50 AM

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P.S. .... You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking come Christmas Morning!.............. :drink:

PhantomChaos 11-16-2004 12:02 PM

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Must get thread back on track....... :D :D :D :D

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 12:14 PM

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Nice job Norty!.......... :D

bajabob38 11-16-2004 01:26 PM

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some funny **** :D

BADA BING 11-16-2004 02:29 PM

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Nort all you need in that picture of you riding in the back of the boat is your nylon blue jacket, and a rope around your foot...you know who you would be :drink:

:D BERNIE LOMAX :D

C_Spray 11-16-2004 03:30 PM

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As clever as this thread is, I still prefer Jeffrey's (for all the obvious reasons...).

Wasabe = :eek:
LG phone = :snide:

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 05:17 PM

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Damn Norty... you're fading away buddy........ :eek:

PhantomChaos 11-16-2004 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Troutly
Funny stuff Norty..... :drink:

Yep.....it sure is! :D :D :D :D

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 05:27 PM

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Going.... :eek:

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 05:28 PM

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Gone!......... roflmao.... gotta love those simple backgrounds......... :D

Reed Jensen 11-16-2004 05:37 PM

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Trouty... you can't forget your hat and badge... since you have your "weapon" in your hand............ :D


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