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Popeyes 11-27-2004 06:38 AM

Turkey sandwiches
 
:mad: I hope all of ya,ll.(thats yous guys for some of you north of th Mason Dixon) are enjoying your turkey leftovers. Mine are gone. Wife and I are sitting on couch after initial round of dinner. We are watching The Passion of the Christ for the first time, both actually boo-hooing, when we heard a wierd sound from kitchen. Something like slurp,chomp, scrape and so on. Upon further investigation we find Bacchus ,our now one year old, 186 Lb. Bull Mastiff. He has front paws on counter and has devoured 95% of the fried turkey I so carefully prepared and carved. Needless to say I am Pissed. I spank him( which he thinks is loving him) and put him outside in the pen. At 4 o,clock this morning he is howling to come in. Wife lets him in ,he jumps in bed with me ,muddy feet and all, licking my face. I get up to make coffee ,go in kitchen and here he sits or stands rather. Paws on counter looking for more turkey. I am now up at 6 am sharing this with you as he warms my feet. Anybody got any turkey for just one sandwich with yellow mustard????

Jassman 11-27-2004 06:43 AM

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LMAO, 186 pounds, I'm staying clear. Post a pic of your dog. :drink: Jeff

Popeyes 11-27-2004 06:48 AM

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Will post pics when wife wakes up again. I can tun a wrench but that camera makes me nuts :drink:

offthefront 11-27-2004 06:52 AM

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good thing Wardey's deer didnt hit on your dog ... :D

Popeyes 11-27-2004 06:56 AM

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LMAO :evilb:

open87 11-27-2004 07:07 AM

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watch for frosty too :D :D

SNGLSTACK 11-27-2004 07:08 AM

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stan you da man take him down to one of your stores and git him some chicken :evilb:

Popeyes 11-27-2004 07:19 AM

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A 20 pc. box is an appetizer for this "mommy's boy" :rolleyes:

Formula Outlaw 11-27-2004 07:57 AM

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Dogs will be dogs. I know, Deb and I have four. Cody and Bella, both German Shepherd mixes, a "Cattledog" and Bernice (pronounced Ber-Nis) the horrible, our three year old deviant Doberman. Smartest dog I've ever had. Her favorite game is steal the remote and hide it under the bed. Anything that is missing, is under the bed. Never chews, just hides. No matter WHERE we hide the remote, that blasted dog can find it and boom, back under the bed.

Popeyes 11-27-2004 08:03 AM

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We have the same diversity, one bull mastiff, one yellow lab, two rots and one snauzer. The snauzer is undergoing chemo for cancer to the tune of about 3 grand. They all have distinct personalities but one thing in common. All jealous. The remote trick would definitly get MY attention. :D I know snauzer is spelled wrong.


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