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MitchStellin 01-11-2005 04:24 PM

Simpsons Saying of the Day
 
Bart: "Hey Flanders gave me a Krusty Brand Operation Game" (Bart takes the Tweezers and the buzzer goes off) The Krusty game says "hey you just tweezer'd my wang" :D :D

Pantera1 01-11-2005 04:27 PM

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:rolleyes:

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:28 PM

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Homer:" A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator."

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:29 PM

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Homer:" Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:29 PM

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Homer: "Bart! With $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love."

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:30 PM

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Homer:" You don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo - that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!"

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:31 PM

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Homer: "You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment.' And God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

masher44 01-11-2005 04:31 PM

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Episode when Otto moves in with them and is playing his guitar and Homer walks in and says.... "QUIET ! I cant hear myself think" the music stops and his brain says "I want some peanuts" :D

And PS.. there is no one on this board that can beat me in Simpsons Trivia

Cash Bar 01-11-2005 04:34 PM

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Bart; "Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik" - and all the zombies go back to the grave. Treehouse of Horror III.

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:37 PM

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Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
Episode when Otto moves in with them and is playing his guitar and Homer walks in and says.... "QUIET ! I cant hear myself think" the music stops and his brain says "I want some peanuts" :D

And PS.. there is no one on this board that can beat me in Simpsons Trivia


try me.... :D

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:39 PM

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Homer: "Marge, anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there."

105mph_38_2003 01-11-2005 04:39 PM

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Episode where Lisa gets everyone to get rid of their guns.

Officer Lou;"Now all I have is my enormous genatalia" :D

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:40 PM

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Homer: "Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!"

masher44 01-11-2005 04:40 PM

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what was the name of the ice cream shop where they found Maggie when she was lost?

masher44 01-11-2005 04:41 PM

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Name all the "sideshows"

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:41 PM

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Lenny: "Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

masher44 01-11-2005 04:42 PM

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who is Maggie's nemesis?

masher44 01-11-2005 04:43 PM

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"Porkchops?! Bacon?! Ham?!!!! all from the same animal... Yeah right Lisa.... they all come from one magical delicious animal....." :rolleyes:

Fountain38SC 01-11-2005 04:45 PM

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Ummmmmmmmmm Beer!

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
Name all the "sideshows"


bob and mel

Sean H 01-11-2005 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
who is Maggie's nemesis?


unibrow kid

masher44 01-11-2005 04:47 PM

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masher44 01-11-2005 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
unibrow kid


Yes!

masher44 01-11-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
bob and mel


NO ! you are missing 4 others

masher44 01-11-2005 04:49 PM

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masher44 01-11-2005 04:50 PM

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masher44 01-11-2005 04:52 PM

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105mph_38_2003 01-11-2005 04:54 PM

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Masher should have been the Simpsons Geek on "Beat the Geeks" :evilb:

I use to always watch that show, the TV and Movie Geeks were incredible :eek: :drink:

masher44 01-11-2005 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 105mph_38_2003
Masher should have been the Simpsons Geek on "Beat the Geeks" :evilb:

I use to always watch that show, the TV and Movie Geeks were incredible :eek: :drink:


I know... we used to have a competition in college..... every week. I know... geek geek geek... but also was Captain of Hockey and Baseball Team :D :D

I was just well-rounded :drink: :drink:

Oh yeah... drinking team too :D

masher44 01-11-2005 05:00 PM

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Sean is not impressing me too much either :rolleyes:

Sean H 01-11-2005 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
NO ! you are missing 4 others


that is all that is listed as actual characters..

http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/cha_rz.htm

Sean H 01-11-2005 05:02 PM

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why wouldn't disco stu buy homers disco stud jean jacket?

masher44 01-11-2005 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
why wouldn't disco stu buy homers disco stud jean jacket?



DUUHHH!!!

Because Disco Stu doesnt advertise.......

masher44 01-11-2005 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
that is all that is listed as actual characters..

http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/cha_rz.htm


Sideshow Rahim
Sideshow Luke Perry


c'mon dude ... you can think of the other two!!!!

masher44 01-11-2005 05:09 PM

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unibrow kid

:D

Sean H 01-11-2005 05:12 PM

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i could talk simpsons for days, but i got to pack so i can go somewhere warm for the rest of the week....

BLee 01-11-2005 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
Sideshow Rahim
Sideshow Luke Perry


c'mon dude ... you can think of the other two!!!!

Sideshow Mel, and Bob.

masher44 01-11-2005 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinStepGun
Sideshow Mel, and Bob.


two more guys!

masher44 01-11-2005 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
i could talk simpsons for days, but i got to pack fudge so i can go somewhere warm for the rest of the week....

:eek:


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