The loss of bouyancy theory of the Bermuda Triangle is one of the primary reason you shouldn't fart in the bath tub. You may drown or maybe even die of suffocation. Ha, ha.

If you think this guy is lucky, you don't know the half of it!
My company just got a call from a popular daytime talkshow that wants to bring this guy on the show and give him brand new Personal Watercraft! While no real boat has handlebars, he's getting a little more lucky every day!

I live a few blocks from this dam. I drove by and saw all of the ambulances and news vans and joked with my friend that maybe somebody got sucked into the dam. I didn't think I was right!

all i can say is dam lucky
I had to be the first