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johnnyboatman 03-20-2005 08:31 PM

stupid mistakes
 
who has been working on there boat and took off the wrong part, or destroyed something trying to get to another. i was changing the indicator cable, the port side was good the sb side bad, pulled it out changed it, then thought i was cutting the old one . actually cut the other side :mad: i was pissed. stopped then started helping my son work on his truck.

R Addiction 03-20-2005 08:48 PM

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Hope your sons truck is ok!! :eek: :D

articfriends 03-20-2005 09:15 PM

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My stupid mistake is wasting my time dumping more money in a 272 BAJA when i should have just bought a 38 ft boat with twins for the amnt of $ spent!!!! But hey,it's like a addiction! Smitty

Sean H 03-20-2005 09:22 PM

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not living in florida....

JCPERF 03-20-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
not living in florida....

Hooking up with Masher :D

Tantrum 03-20-2005 09:44 PM

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I didnt know you and Masher were like that :eek:

Sean H 03-20-2005 09:48 PM

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i'm not sure who would regret hooking up more... masher or jc?

JCPERF 03-20-2005 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tantrum
I didnt know you and Masher were like that :eek:

Left myself wide open for that :D

Tantrum 03-20-2005 09:56 PM

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:drink:

masher44 03-20-2005 10:41 PM

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Letting JC fix me up with his hotties......

t500hps 03-21-2005 07:10 AM

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I can hear that spandex stetching from here!

Looks more like an outdoor Sumo match.

Formula Outlaw 03-21-2005 07:14 AM

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Looks like "whatever that is" on the right just "popped her cherry"...:D :D

Waterfoul 03-21-2005 10:13 AM

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Biggest mistake I made was buying a performance boat in the first place! I never have any troubles with my fishing boat!

The Menace 03-21-2005 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Waterfoul
Biggest mistake I made was buying a performance boat in the first place! I never have any troubles with my fishing boat!

You have to read the fine print.

Waterfoul 03-21-2005 10:27 AM

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20/10 vision here and I can read pretty well .... they just never mention gas cost, blown up motor cost, blown drive rebuild cost, blown drive (again) replacement cost, new upholstry cost, GPS cost, trailer brake replacement cost, etc, etc, etc....

DollaBill 03-21-2005 12:10 PM

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getting married?? Can't believe nobody posted that.

Quiet Storm 03-21-2005 12:26 PM

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i disconnected my trailer and boat from the hitch in a parking lot that had a slight grade without blocking the tires.

Then I watched the trailer and boat roll across the parking lot and down the hill. :eek: It stopped when the trailer jack dug up to the frame in the dirt.

1Boatnut 03-21-2005 12:59 PM

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Was working on my boat in the driveway with the hose connected. Went in the house for a few minutes and shut off the hose. Came back out and started up the boat again,only forgot to turn the water back on..Well you know the rest of the story !! :mad:

Sunrise Girl 03-21-2005 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by buyafountain.com
getting married?? Can't believe nobody posted that.

That's because THAT would be considered a stupid mistake! :D JK!!

~Cat

tomtbone1993 03-21-2005 01:23 PM

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my doctor 10 years ago told me to get a hobby, that i worked to much. I purchased a boat, 12th boat later, all my money, ect ect ect i am getting a new doctor :D

Perfectmix 03-21-2005 01:25 PM

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Crossing oil lines to the remote oil filter will ruin your day pretty quick!

Chris288 03-21-2005 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Quiet Storm
i disconnected my trailer and boat from the hitch in a parking lot that had a slight grade without blocking the tires.

Then I watched the trailer and boat roll across the parking lot and down the hill. :eek: It stopped when the trailer jack dug up to the frame in the dirt.

I did the same thing in my driveway,, except I thought I knew better by being careful and hooking the winch rope up to the bumper of the truck,,, stupid me forgot to lock the winch,, boat took of down the driveway with the winch handle spinning a million miles an hour,, thought about trying to grab it,, probably would have snapped my hand like tooth pick,, anyway, got to the end of the rope and I couldn't believe my eyes when that little tiny clamp on the side of the winch that holds the end of the rope or cable held and stopped the boat in it's tracks,,, boat was headed straight for a telephone pole in the middle of the yard.. It yanked the truck about 2 feet down the drive way.. :eek: :eek:

IndianaHeat 03-21-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
Letting JC fix me up with his hotties......

man thats what you call big blocks :evilb:

cuda 03-21-2005 03:27 PM

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Does hopping off the trailer with my finger hung under a cleat qualify?

t500hps 03-21-2005 03:51 PM

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Oh, I thought you were trying to make animal shadows????

OldSchool 03-21-2005 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JCPERF
Hooking up with Masher :D


DOH :eek: :eek:

BajaRunner 03-21-2005 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by t500hps
Oh, I thought you were trying to make animal shadows????

lmao :D

woogie 03-21-2005 08:21 PM

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Put a gil offshore battery box in. Set the drill depth for the inside holes but for "some reason" drilled the outside first. Thought all was well. Got about 10 miles and the boat did'nt seem to be handling right. I slowed down and water was shooting out like a fire hose. Turned around and got the boat back on the lift and would then lower it - could'nt figure out where the leak was. My brain just could'nt compute that I drilled a hole through the hull. :D

MrCIG 03-21-2005 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Quiet Storm
i disconnected my trailer and boat from the hitch in a parking lot that had a slight grade without blocking the tires.

Then I watched the trailer and boat roll across the parking lot and down the hill. :eek: It stopped when the trailer jack dug up to the frame in the dirt.


I like the more detailed story better :evilb:

Outdrive1 03-21-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by woogie
Put a gil offshore battery box in. Set the drill depth for the inside holes but for "some reason" drilled the outside first. Thought all was well. Got about 10 miles and the boat did'nt seem to be handling right. I slowed down and water was shooting out like a fire hose. Turned around and got the boat back on the lift and would then lower it - could'nt figure out where the leak was. My brain just could'nt compute that I drilled a hole through the hull. :D

I was helping a friend put speakers in his boat, I though we would use a zip-tie to hold the wires up under the side of his boat. I put a nice screw hole through the side.......Didn't realize how thin it was there. :eek:

DannyD 03-21-2005 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by woogie
Put a gil offshore battery box in. Set the drill depth for the inside holes but for "some reason" drilled the outside first. Thought all was well. Got about 10 miles and the boat did'nt seem to be handling right. I slowed down and water was shooting out like a fire hose. Turned around and got the boat back on the lift and would then lower it - could'nt figure out where the leak was. My brain just could'nt compute that I drilled a hole through the hull. :D

That had to have ruined your night and the next couple days.

Quiet Storm 03-21-2005 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCIG
I like the more detailed story better :evilb:

Me too but I have to use the condensed version at work.

If I was woogie, I would want to shoot myself. :D

woogie 03-22-2005 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DannyD
That had to have ruined your night and the next couple days.

Sure did! could have used up a roll of Swipes! :D Once you drill a hole through your hull your screwed for awhile . Couple weeks after that I had a brand new snap-on toolbox full of brand new snap-ons - all the goodies - sitting on the dock while I was working on the boat. Went to lower the lift and since I was on the other side of the boat there was no possible way I could have known the lift was going to catch it on the way down. All I heard was the KA-SPLOOSH and I knew it was'nt a Walleye.

Formula Outlaw 03-22-2005 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by woogie
Sure did! could have used up a roll of Swipes! :D Once you drill a hole through your hull your screwed for awhile . Couple weeks after that I had a brand new snap-on toolbox full of brand new snap-ons - all the goodies - sitting on the dock while I was working on the boat. Went to lower the lift and since I was on the other side of the boat there was no possible way I could have known the lift was going to catch it on the way down. All I heard was the KA-SPLOOSH and I knew it was'nt a Walleye.


All I can think of is Eric Clapton's line:

If it wasn't for real bad luck, I wouldn't have
No luck at all.....

DannyD 03-22-2005 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by woogie
Sure did! could have used up a roll of Swipes! :D Once you drill a hole through your hull your screwed for awhile . Couple weeks after that I had a brand new snap-on toolbox full of brand new snap-ons - all the goodies - sitting on the dock while I was working on the boat. Went to lower the lift and since I was on the other side of the boat there was no possible way I could have known the lift was going to catch it on the way down. All I heard was the KA-SPLOOSH and I knew it was'nt a Walleye.

Woogie - Oh S%@#! :eek:
Just because you were willing to share this with the rest of us, I am sending you Swipes. Just the fact that you still boat after these two things happening to you amazes me. I don't think I could have controlled myself in that situation.
Check you PM's.

Steve H 03-23-2005 11:25 AM

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Unhooked trailer, pulled truck down the hill. Heard a strange sound (trailer tongue grinding on pavement) was promptly rear ended by my own trailer. winch put a nice hole in my tail gate. Tongue was locked under rear axle. had to jack up truck. then tore off a brake line trying to get the trailer separated from truck. this turned a 20 min errand into an all day fiasco. not counting the repair bill on the truck.

Steve Hixson

traviss 03-23-2005 11:56 AM

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umm Don't use fuel hose for oil lines :eek: They get really big then split :eek:

1st lap around the lake.... " whats that smell.....umm just the motor"
2nd lap... " whats that smell..... umm smells like oil"
3rd lap.... " man what stinks!!"

starting to lose oil pressure...... Open the hatch and looks like the exxon valdez crashed in the bilge.. :eek: :eek:


thing I learned... don't use fuel line.... use the clear white lined reinforced hose from the hardware... ( will last the weekend till you have time to fix it) :D I ended up buying some bad ass hose from a hydraulic place..

t500hps 03-23-2005 11:57 AM

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used to live on a very steep hill (I wore cleats to cut the grass) I had a U-joint going bad and climbed under the truck to change it one afternoon. It was stuck so I started tapping on it with a hammer to knock it out.....as soon as it popped out the light bulb went off in my head. The truck is now in neutral and starting to roll!!!!! right down my driveway towards the house across the street.
I jumped out from under the truck and luckily the passenger door was open. Dove in head first and held the brake pedal with both hands. Stopped at the bottom of the driveway and about chit my pants.

88Fount33 03-23-2005 11:58 AM

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I was under the impression that you always broke perfectly good parts trying to fix the one broken one. The only question became how many and how expensive were they (normally the more expensive perfectly good part would be first to suffer). The real issue is that you are prepared to do the work with a few new parts for items in the area where you will be working, when you break something that causes you to have stop what you were doing and then place an order for a part no-one has locally, then wait for it to not arrive until many weeks later, being lost in shipment a couple of times. And then.......

Steve_H 03-23-2005 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by traviss
umm Don't use fuel hose for oil lines :eek: They get really big then split :eek:

1st lap around the lake.... " whats that smell.....umm just the motor"
2nd lap... " whats that smell..... umm smells like oil"
3rd lap.... " man what stinks!!"

starting to lose oil pressure...... Open the hatch and looks like the exxon valdez crashed in the bilge.. :eek: :eek:


thing I learned... don't use fuel line.... use the clear white lined reinforced hose from the hardware... ( will last the weekend till you have time to fix it) :D I ended up buying some bad ass hose from a hydraulic place..

now THATS some funny chit :D :D :D


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