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Old 03-23-2005, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by yss
Why do you want/need a boat like that? - always pisses me off. I even hear it from some of my clueless close friends (from work mostly). Makes me wanna strangle them!

Does it have to be so loud? Another one that pisses me off. I always answer with - What???

This wasn't at the ramps. A girl I was dating looked over at the gauges and said - Are we going 180 miles an hour!!! I said "no". She says "YES YOU ARE!! SLOW DOWN!! It says it right there! 180." It was the temp gauge. (she's blonde -go figure) This is the same girl that I brought to the St. Patrick's day parade in Chicago & she asked - "When do they dye the river back to its natural color?"
She sounds like a keeper
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Originally Posted by yss
Why do you want/need a boat like that? - always pisses me off. I even hear it from some of my clueless close friends (from work mostly). Makes me wanna strangle them!

Does it have to be so loud? Another one that pisses me off. I always answer with - What???

This wasn't at the ramps. A girl I was dating looked over at the gauges and said - Are we going 180 miles an hour!!! I said "no". She says "YES YOU ARE!! SLOW DOWN!! It says it right there! 180." It was the temp gauge. (she's blonde -go figure) This is the same girl that I brought to the St. Patrick's day parade in Chicago & she asked - "When do they dye the river back to its natural color?"
funny yss ... was blonde her natural color?! Must have been!

How big is the gas tank in there??? 40-50 gals? my answer"I don't know,, about 175 gals maybe". His response: totally baffled & confused .... "NO WAY!"
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Does it use diesel?

How many miles per gallon??
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Is this yours? ( While I'm sitting in it with it running) uuuuhhh...No it's my wifes!! (Really it is)
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Originally Posted by Sean H
muttered by the new girl running the gas pumps at a small marina.... i don't go to the ramps very often...

"holy chit..... 300 bucks..."
Also muttered by a passerby 'must be compensating for something" I love the haters.
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Originally Posted by h2owarrior
She sounds like a keeper
I'd hit it.
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Originally Posted by h2owarrior
She sounds like a keeper
She was my fiancee, but I couldn't take it anymore. She got the boot after 4yrs. on Dec 28, 2004(no joke). That was after I told her there was no Santa. She was devastated.
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:13 PM
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what did it cost?????????if i had a dollar for every time i heard that......

is that a race boat?????? no........

do you transport drugs???????? no.........

have you ever transported drugs????? no.......
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what did it cost?????????if i had a dollar for every time i heard that......

is that a race boat?????? no........

do you transport drugs???????? no.........

have you ever transported drugs????? no.......

Do you use drugs?????? yes.....
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i plea the fifth
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