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Old 03-28-2005, 06:53 AM
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fellow offshore boaters i feel the time is right for a jaws like epic film that will show manatee for what they are...RUTHLESS KILLERS OF CHILDREN. kids should be more afraid of manatees than even michael jackson...i think it would be a wise idea to show these killers in thier natural habitat and thier natural bloodlust for human flesh. the world must be shown how the manatees see us humans (like great white sharks see baby seals) so parents will be better prepared to protect thier children from these prehistoric killers. hopefully this will wake up the folks over at peta and perhaps even some of the right to lifers will jump on board for evening manatee hunts. it think herring is on the right track with thier new 6 bladed manantee cleavers they just need to substantially increase the diameter of the cleavers as i feel it will improve the kill ratio of how many beers consumped per manatee. please feel free to pm me with your ideas for a script. please keep in mind that this movie will also include female full frontal nudity so be creative.
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:14 AM
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I nominate Jessica Alba to play the lead.

And I would even dress up as a Manatee to "eat" her...
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i hoping for a large public outcry demanding that the savage manatee be hunted down and killed to protect the human race and offshore boaters in peticular
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