Typhoon Trash Talking
 

Hay Randy, I Know you no when to start trash talking in F1 before Daytona, How long should I wait to start SVL 2 wars, I don't want to make anybody to afraid to go to Daytona!:D :D :D :D

earlier the better. we need to get wound up for the season.

Risk it should sound something like this.

To all you SVL2 guys that think your man enough to challange the Pier 57 boat think again.We have been wrenching away all winter when you puncks have been out to fine dinners,Christmas partys,playing with the kid and dreaming you got what it takes to put us down.Bring your sponges boys and let the losers wash my boat.That includes you mr.UTZ you were lucky last year.

Now thats how I would do it.

Randy:eek: :eek:

RANDY, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK ON IF BJ DOESN'T RACE? ANY NEW GUYS IN YOUR SIGHTS?

That sounds like a good challange, Hay Mitch and Matt are you out there!:D :D :D

Something tells me BJ (boy joy) wont be back to try and dethrown us this year so I will set my cross hairs on Flashsplash I mean Flashwave.We will have to show the rookies Screaming Pigeons and any other team that want to take on THE BIG,BAD,GOOD LOOKING,NORTHERN,3 TIME WORLD CHAMPION,MOST WINNINING F1 BOAT IN THE HISTORY,TROPHY *****,DOG POUND TEAM.Then step up to the plate and rise to the challange and go down with the rest of the fleet.
Now that is how its done Rick
Randy

I`m come to get you ......BOY

:) :) :) :)

LOOK OUT
 

You never know who is coming out,so you better watch what you say,remember actions speek louder than words.

Pearl,

So you think there's enough left in that tub to get F1-1 on the side? We'll see about that. The pipes are shined up just for you. Wouldn't want you looking at the backend of a dirty boat.

Come back...

J

3 Time World Champions?
1. 2002 Apba
2. 2002 SBI (Entry Fee $2500 and only 1 boat to run against)
3. ??????????????
Most winning F-1 boat in history?
Randy, if your head gets any bigger, your hockey helmet won't fit.
Now get on the small bus and go to school.

Now THAT was funny! :eek:

RLW,

1) 2000 SBI World Champ,2002 SBI & APBA World Champ as for 2002 SBI I begged more boats to show but they didnt not my fault!
2)SBI entry fee $2500 at worlds.yes and what is the question?
3)??????? what is your questions?
4)My F1 boat has 17- 1st place,15- 2nd place and 5 -3rd place finishes in APBA,SBI,OPA and Greatlake races.If you know of any other boats in F1 with a better record please let me know.We also have 60 races in 5 years under our belt that averages 12 races per year.
5)I hate hockey whats with the helmet?
6) The small bus thing I agree with you I'm not the smartest guy on the block but Im ok with that.
Randy
PS What are you racing this year!

You tell em Randy......from "Soup To Nuts" to ruling the seas with "Typhoon" you every right to talk trash.You and Glen are real racers!

Randy,
Don't lower yourself to taunting the fans.
World Champions have big shoulders ( to hold up the big head).
I could end up being your BIGGEST fan with the exit of BJ and Mark.
Did you ever see the movie "Misery" with James Caan and Kathy Bates. She was Caan's character's biggest fan. You should've seen what happened to him!
Have a nice day, Champ.

CANDY

Only 2 of those first place finishes are on the National APBA circuit. Those other 15-----whatever.

SLACKER CANDY
 

Hollis Motorsports F1-96 1999 (2) APBA Pro Series Wins - A Championship - Rookie of The Year and only ran (1) full season in Factory 1. BJM spanked you on the BIG DADDY show! haha - BH

Listen guys we will race anyone anywhere anytime there is a race we can get to.We have never said we were only APBA or SBI or OPA.We love racing and dont care about the politics.If there is a small showing of boats at some of the races its not my fault.I wish everytime we go out there were 25 boats to race.We would still rather be racing then sitting home.Does this make me a bad guy?I'm calling you all out to put me in my place IF YOU CAN.
Randy:eek:

hahahahahahahaha
 

Candy calm down - hahahahahahahahaha - BH

I think it's time for a big OSO hug.
Come here you big ol' World Champeen!
oxoxooxoxoxooox

DONT MAKE ME BRING OUT THE OLDIEST F1 BOAT IN THE FLEET AND SPANK ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN, THIS TRASH TALKING MAKES WE WANT TO RUN THE NATIONAL TOUR THIS YEAR. I THINK THE OLD CORSA HAS A COUPLE MORE WINS LEFT IN HER MAYBE EVEN A TITLE OR TWO. WITH A FRESH MOTOR IN HER NOW AND SOME MORE WORK DONE TO HER SHE IS READY TO ROCK.

KEVIN
F1-46

that boat has more wins................
 

Kevin - Your Corsa has more flags than any F1 Boat out there. Run the APBA Pro Series and you'lll know how good you are. Don't let her stay idle like some people I know who bought Championship Boats - BH

BRIAN WE WILL BE RACING SOME OF THE RACES THIS YEAR NOT SURE YET IF WE WILL RUN THE COMPLETE SCHEDULE, IM COMMITED TO RUN THE SILVER CUP SERIES BUT IF TIME ALOWS WE WILL RUN BOTH, SO WATCH OUT RANDY

KEVIN
F1-46

Kevin your boat might have the most wins in F1.Research how many wins that boat has in F1.I would be interested.
RLW I'm ok here no problem.Just having fun,besides you have to do better than that to rattle me.:p
Randy

RANDY EVEN IF MY BOAT DOES HAVE MORE WINS IT DOES'NT COUNT, BECAUSE I HAVE NOT EARNED THEM. WHEN I DO EARN MORE WINS THEN YOUR BOAT THEN I WILL REALLY DO SOME TRASH TALKING WITH YOU. UNTIL THEN YOU ARE STILL MY HERO. HA, HA, HA.

KEVIN

Kevin I would still like to know how many wins that boat has.
Randy

Randy .you forgot about US offshore race`s

Yeah and US Offshore when it was around 5 years ago.Thanks Mike but you are still going DOWN.
Randy

You know guys I have been thinking about this and I am going on record as saying SVL2 will be dominated by Rick Trumell in the Pier 57 boat this year.Who could possable beat them this year?I dont care how big the fleet is no one is going to touch this guy unless its flat water and then you better not make any mistakes.
Randy

Randy,Your Putting major pressure on me! I'll do my best. I learned 10 year ago from a great racer at that time , He said Rick in order to finish first,[FIRST YOU MUST FINISH] that whats its all about. Top 3's win championships!

Rick I know I can count on you having the boat in perfect shape for every race.Its not often one of your boats dont finish and lets just say thanks to those #5 drives you run for reliability.I would hate to see what a set of Bravo's would look like when you were done with them after a race.Dont make me look like a fool so go kick some SVL2 butt.
Randy

Hey guys,
I here Jim Arvis was thinking of bringing out the old war horse and kicking some serious butt,he has the talant and a quality boat under him,if he does come out with that boat Ithink he would be one of the guys who would be hard to beat wheather it is rough or calm out,wouldnt you agree Waterboy2 because you have been around long enough,especially in rough water races.

JIM IS ALAWAYS TOUGH IN A BOAT, WHAT OLD WAR HORSE IS HE BRINGING OUT THIS TIME.

Awesome Thread...I pumped for the year keep it up!

Julie

Randy talking about those drives,without Dollar Offshore,those drive wouldn't last the way I beat the hell out of them. And the man behind the seen is Big John from Dollar ,he been working on drives for over 20 years. If anybodys that stop by the Dollar booth at the miami boat show please tell him to keep up the good work on my Pier 57 boat drives. He really make my job easy on the sticks [WFO]

Rick you must have those other SVL2 guys pissing in there pants.Haven't heard from to many of them.Are they scared of you?Like always say if you cant predict you can win you must not have much faith that you can win!Confidence is a major role in winning.I have no problem saying I'm going to win every race because I think we can.If I didnt think posative then why race to win!If you are not winning then you need to do what ever it takes change whats wrong.Its all about winning.But you know that you are a winner to.
Randy

Can anyone else hear that sucking sound?
Sorry Randy, I couldn't resist.
Anyway, do you think that BJM has those two little creatures sitting on each of his shoulders. The little angel racer, on one shoulder is saying, "It's okay to quit while your a champion, BJ" and the little devil racer is on the other shoulder is shouting, "Come on Boy Joy, you gonna let those World Champs steal your thunder''?
For some reason, I think the devil racer kinda looks like you and I hope he lures him back to your lair.
Let's start some smack!

RLW let me tell you the problem. BJ (boy joy) is all washed up. He doesnt have what it takes to win the big one anymore. No one quits when they're champions. It takes a real coward to sit home and think he is still a racer. If he was half the man I thought he was, he would be trying to kick my butt next year, but he must know he just doesn't have it anymore.

Randy

And for you Splashwave its a long ride from the West coast to get your ass kicked back 3000 miles to were you came from.Chew on that with your rookie driver.
MAD DOG Randy from the DOG POUND

Pearl,

I thought your lips would be frooze together by now. Have you ever thought about taking up DOG sleding? Even with our broken boat, we whipped on you in Daytona last year. The pipes are all shinned up just to blind you this year.

J