A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there is a "peel & win" sticker on her coffee cup. She peels it off and starts screaming: "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says: "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and says: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!".

The blonde says: "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads......

.. WIN A BAGEL.

GOOD ONE...I had to read it twice till it made sense.

Gino, do you get it !!!
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LOL

HEY!!!!! That blonde was my sister.....and Randy tell your sidekick Glenn wider is better.....threw his eyes.

Gino

Glenn just got out of surgery for his eyes today. No more missed markers for us. His new nickname could be shallow Hale from the movie with Gwenith Paltro if thats how you spell her name. Call him Hale the next time you see him.
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