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sy goldberg 01-06-2012 01:43 PM

Insurance Laugh Of The Day !
 
I got a call from someone in Kentucky requesting a quote on a 1992 Fountain Sport Cruiser.I told him that a survey would be required due to the age of the boat.The reply from this genius was "I'm tired of messing around with you guys,I'm staying where I am". I guess some people don't understand tthat a survey could possibly find things wrong that could endanger their lives. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

WakezoneINS 01-06-2012 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by sy goldberg (Post 3587173)
I got a call from someone in Kentucky requesting a quote on a 1992 Fountain Sport Cruiser.I told him that a survey would be required due to the age of the boat.The reply from this genius was "I'm tired of messing around with you guys,I'm staying where I am". I guess some people don't understand tthat a survey could possibly find things wrong that could endanger their lives. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

The boat is probably already insured with a carrier like State Farm and they are paying $350 a year and wanted to get a better rate.... ;) haha

hopefully i don't offend anyone by saying that... but seriously... there isn't much room to save when your premium is below $400 a year... :(

drpete3 01-06-2012 02:15 PM

Comon now Sy i told people you are helpful:lolhit:

wrinkleface 01-06-2012 02:21 PM

I bet it was somebody just want'n 2 mess w/ the first old fart ins agent that would answer the phone!!!!!:party-smiley-004::evilb:

sy goldberg 01-06-2012 02:41 PM

Be Careful Wrink !
 
I have a tape showing what you do to both your female and male patients when they're under anesthesia.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Brad 01-06-2012 02:56 PM

Insurance Agents and technology
 
I have worked in the P&C software business for the past 27 years. In the 80's one of my favorite stories was from an insurance agent that was trying to load new rates on his PC. Agent said I followed the directions just like you said! I inserted the first disk and when the screen said to I put in the second disk but when it asked me to put in the third disk there was no way it would fit with the other two disks! :lolhit:

Hope you guys have a great year!

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-06-2012 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by sy goldberg (Post 3587202)
I have a tape showing what you do to your male patients when they're under anesthesia.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

fixed it 4 ya Sy :eek::lolhit:














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ITS A SKATER NATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! :ernaehrung004::cheer::party-smiley-048::bong::cheer::party-smiley-020::bong::ernaehrung004:

WakezoneINS 01-06-2012 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by Brad (Post 3587209)
I have worked in the P&C software business for the past 27 years. In the 80's one of my favorite stories was from an insurance agent that was trying to load new rates on his PC. Agent said I followed the directions just like you said! I inserted the first disk and when the screen said to I put in the second disk but when it asked me to put in the third disk there was no way it would fit with the other two disks! :lolhit:

Hope you guys have a great year!

Oh my lord... really???? I'm surprised he knew how to turn it on!!! LMFAO!


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