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Old 01-06-2012, 01:43 PM
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I got a call from someone in Kentucky requesting a quote on a 1992 Fountain Sport Cruiser.I told him that a survey would be required due to the age of the boat.The reply from this genius was "I'm tired of messing around with you guys,I'm staying where I am". I guess some people don't understand tthat a survey could possibly find things wrong that could endanger their lives.
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Originally Posted by sy goldberg
I got a call from someone in Kentucky requesting a quote on a 1992 Fountain Sport Cruiser.I told him that a survey would be required due to the age of the boat.The reply from this genius was "I'm tired of messing around with you guys,I'm staying where I am". I guess some people don't understand tthat a survey could possibly find things wrong that could endanger their lives.
The boat is probably already insured with a carrier like State Farm and they are paying $350 a year and wanted to get a better rate.... haha

hopefully i don't offend anyone by saying that... but seriously... there isn't much room to save when your premium is below $400 a year...

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Comon now Sy i told people you are helpful
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I bet it was somebody just want'n 2 mess w/ the first old fart ins agent that would answer the phone!!!!!
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I have a tape showing what you do to both your female and male patients when they're under anesthesia.
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I have worked in the P&C software business for the past 27 years. In the 80's one of my favorite stories was from an insurance agent that was trying to load new rates on his PC. Agent said I followed the directions just like you said! I inserted the first disk and when the screen said to I put in the second disk but when it asked me to put in the third disk there was no way it would fit with the other two disks!

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Originally Posted by sy goldberg
I have a tape showing what you do to your male patients when they're under anesthesia.
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Originally Posted by Brad
I have worked in the P&C software business for the past 27 years. In the 80's one of my favorite stories was from an insurance agent that was trying to load new rates on his PC. Agent said I followed the directions just like you said! I inserted the first disk and when the screen said to I put in the second disk but when it asked me to put in the third disk there was no way it would fit with the other two disks!

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Oh my lord... really???? I'm surprised he knew how to turn it on!!! LMFAO!
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