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Kalaazar 09-09-2015 09:33 AM

Jeff Hall
 
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And you all thought that the Minnesota Ice Man came to the UK to race in the Cowes Torquay Cowes event when actually he got a part time job (unpaid) as a wine waiter at the Royal Yacht Squadron.

h2oboater 09-09-2015 10:11 AM

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And you all thought that the Minnesota Ice Man came to the UK to race in the Cowes Torquay Cowes event when actually he got a part time job (unpaid) as a wine waiter at the Royal Yacht Squadron.

Jeff needs to work off the repair bills for the classic Thunderstreak Bertram he broke :eek: @ this years Cowes race.:party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Kalaazar 09-09-2015 10:17 AM

Ah, somewhat cruel, but true !! but most important of all he didn`t break my Magnum TG.

olredalert 09-09-2015 10:22 AM

----Theres a bunch of empty glasses in that picture! I hope Jeff picked up the pace as those guys look mighty thirsty. Theres nothing quite as bad as a parched ocean racer. Just ask Mark, or me for that matter!!!.......Bill S

h2oboater 09-09-2015 10:48 AM

Ian lets hope he doesn't break anything @ the Goodwood festival or we will never see him back here.:D

Kalaazar 09-09-2015 03:07 PM

Not true Mark, he will be forcibly deported once and for all, handcuffed with wire tie restraints.

Kalaazar 09-09-2015 04:16 PM

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And to prove a point Mark this is me driving after I had Jeff bring the boat over to Cowes for me this last weekend. I still can`t drive two at once !

The basic boat is now 44 years old, but timeless in design and is still a fantastic riding hull.
Kalaazar

h2oboater 09-09-2015 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by Kalaazar (Post 4352935)
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And to prove a point Mark this is me driving after I had Jeff bring the boat over to Cowes for me this last weekend. I still can`t drive two at once !

The basic boat is now 44 years old, but timeless in design and is still a fantastic riding hull.
Kalaazar

Ian you got me beat my two Magnums are only 42 years old.

mr vinyl 09-09-2015 07:10 PM

Ian, Jeff was terribly underdressed as a waiter...it was a disgrace, he should be not allowed back until he learns to dress the proper British way.Signed the British dress code league.

Kalaazar 09-10-2015 04:23 AM

Bud,
I am pleased that you understand our problem.
When Jeff first applied for the job as a wine waiter he said that he was fully trained.
We later understood that he meant “house trained” in other words he knew when he had to go outdoors.
Then when we told him that all the Gentlemen guests at the dinner would be wearing “Blazers” he thought that meant that all our jackets would be on fire !!
He obviously has a basic lack of understanding of the English language here in the UK.
Although he will be returned to you as a better man he is still classified here as “Work in progress”
Ian

h2oboater 09-10-2015 09:24 AM

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Ian yes,,, Jeff was fully trained as a cocktail concierge to our Lake St Clair BACK OF THE BAY Yacht Club standards. When the wine starts to flow it's always from the finest screw off cap bottle of cheap wine so Jeff's presentation might not meet the UK standards. When Jeff returns Bill & I will rigorously try to retrain Jeff @ Bills St Clair river bar before he returns to the UK. :D

Kalaazar 09-10-2015 09:50 AM

Much appreciated Mark, we need a lot of help here pending his return.

Lee 09-10-2015 12:53 PM

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Jeff "Minnesota's internationally renown most interesting man" also trained hard for the Cowes Torquay race.......

mr vinyl 09-10-2015 02:10 PM

On second thought he should go to the Downton Abbey training school and learn how to became a butler. And then he should be shipped off to Yugoslavia for some European training and practice for at least two years because those Minnesotans are not easy learners , and then maybe we'll let him back into the states. Signed the official butler association of Great Britain. XXL

mr vinyl 09-11-2015 10:50 AM

We really think you are a great person Jeff...Ha,Ha,Ha.

h2oboater 09-11-2015 12:33 PM

Jeff just having to much fun in the UK :ernaehrung004: I know I wish I could be there.


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