anyone in CT been out yet?
04-06-2011 | 06:02 PM
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From: Old Saybrook CT
This is all pretty funny coming from:
1 A Guido whos mortgaged to the hilt for his ride,
2 A Bald clown whos 8 track tape deck having, 70s station wagon, disco ball wannabe with carbed old school Tech, and
3 A no boat owning, tapered leg jeans wearing, wanna have a mustache guy whos so cheap he almost passed out spending 25 bucks to join a club!
YEAH I CAN TAKE IT FROM THIS CROWD JUST FINE!
1 A Guido whos mortgaged to the hilt for his ride,
2 A Bald clown whos 8 track tape deck having, 70s station wagon, disco ball wannabe with carbed old school Tech, and
3 A no boat owning, tapered leg jeans wearing, wanna have a mustache guy whos so cheap he almost passed out spending 25 bucks to join a club!
YEAH I CAN TAKE IT FROM THIS CROWD JUST FINE!
04-06-2011 | 06:07 PM
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[QUOTE=30ctsutphen;3370307]The sad part is I secretly want to be more like Frank, I am even thinking about painting a number 1 on my boat.
Thanks Jeff imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!
Thanks Jeff imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!
04-06-2011 | 09:50 PM
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that was such a pathetic attempt Frank, Your lucky you fuel me with such good retribution for Kev.
04-07-2011 | 06:38 AM
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Oh yea, sorry, I got side tracked with sleep. Um, where were we, oh yea, smart dolphin craft technology. This new technology allows your vintage 90's boat to mimick a dolphin without you being able to control it! Yea! It also allows your passengers to feel like they are on a kiddie roller coaster while spilling their drinks everywhere.......in perfectly flat water!!!!Its amazing technology. Kind like taking a trip back in time......to Walley World Russ!!!!!!!! 
04-07-2011 | 06:49 AM
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Interesting 'technology'. If I were to bring a couple of folks out for a ride on perfectly flat water, any chance any of them would even notice this Smart Dolphin Technology in actual use? Do you think they would comment on it? Any chance of them getting a little green in the face from this high performance poker run technology? What if I want to turn Flipper off, can I do so?
04-07-2011 | 07:02 AM
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Interesting 'technology'. If I were to bring a couple of folks out for a ride on perfectly flat water, any chance any of them would even notice this Smart Dolphin Technology in actual use? Do you think they would comment on it? Any chance of them getting a little green in the face from this high performance poker run technology? What if I want to turn Flipper off, can I do so?
Green in the face??? You thought the ole green arm reach around was bad!! You havent seen nothing yet. Take the boys out for a ride on the river, kick in the ole Smart Dolphin Craft, and let the vommiting begin! Again, remember John Candy on the roller coaster at Walley World Russ? Same thing............except worse. Can it be stopped? Yes, when you bring the boat to a dead stop by digging the tabs into the bottom of the river. Remember, this is not a river boat, its a poke-her run boat.
