You mix this sauce together:
1 Part truck no brakes
1.5 parts hours away from home
1 part boat cant take then snot of the ocean so need to trailer home no matter what.
2 parts douches who arent to bright
and last needing to call me to help
FUK'D is what that is
Hey justin had to bag on ya!
-Mike

Bwahahahahaha!


That was great of you to once again jump in and help out Mike... Way, way above the call of duty!!! I know I was in no condition to be driving anything last night, haha!

Thats because you a fuking alky and by the way where are my hoes we were talking about in block danmit
-Mike

Nope, just taking advantage of not having to work today!

"Hoes?" I was sober then and I dont remember what you're talking about!

checik broke up with her B/F and was stranded and bute me on the fact you dont have to work hey you coeig donw sunday probably headed out for the day
-Mike

Haha!

We may go out for a ride with you on Sunday, I want to wait to see what we do for Sat. and also see what the weather is like for the weekend in general. Either way, thanks for the offer (if that's what you want to call that literary masterpiece of a post of yours!)

Mike, all that chit had to do with Justin? How so? explain? I hope you got paid for all your efforts, or do you work for free???? If so, LMK, I need some work done too! Hahahaha........

Ill let justin tell thestory if he doesnt i will
-Mike

Ok Justin,............what happened? Time to man up!

I'm still laughing over this post Mike!!!!