Ha Ha!!!
09-12-2005 | 09:28 PM
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Ha Ha!!!
A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices And Beautiful Blonde Wave At Him And Say Hello.
He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From.
So He Says "do You Know Me?".
To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Children."
Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And Says
"my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My Ass With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".
She Said "no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."
He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From.
So He Says "do You Know Me?".
To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Children."
Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And Says
"my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My Ass With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".
She Said "no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."
09-13-2005 | 05:16 AM
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Re: Ha Ha!!!
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09-13-2005 | 10:23 AM
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Re: Ha Ha!!!
Mark... At first, I thought you were talkin about YOU, that is until I read the son in school thing.
At first, I thought you were talkin about YOU, that is until I read the son in school thing.
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09-13-2005 | 09:38 PM
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Re: Ha Ha!!!
LOL . . . . now thats a Greg Reno joke if ever i heard one
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