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04-01-2008, 05:18 PM
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OK, well, let's see now. I currently own Fountain, and I am presently working on Baja too. When totally finished, I will have checks in a checkbook, with my name on them and the Fountain and Baja logo's and names too. I will show off my checkbook to anyone that doubts my word.
I am opening up a myspace account, that I will be 10 years younger than I really am, tell everyone that looks at it that I am the "KING" of offshore not only in Chicago, but am known world wide. I will not let anyone know that I am happily married to Lois, as I will state that I am single also. And, I will list Lois as my friend. but delete her myspace account, so that if anyone looks at it, and it reads that she is happily married with 2 children, noone will realize that she's married to me. (pretty slick, hah?)
I will always carry a roll of duct tape in my boat, so that if and whenever mr. Off, that is, (mr. jack off) decides to splash that Cig, "all cracked up" I will be ready to retape the bottom again for him.
I am going to start a contribution fund in the name of mr. J/ Off, so that we may collect some funds for him to purchase some gasoline for his boat. Can I get some help in starting up this fund?? I would appreciate any ideas or suggestions that anyone might have to help him in this desperate situation. Any and all donations will be appreciated by mr. Off. Do I hear any suggestions?? or does anyone have anything that they"d like to donate to mr. Off???
Lastly but not last on my long list, I will do my best to pizz off everybody that I can, once I meet them and realize that they are a better person than I am. I will have nothing good to say about anyone, that is unless they're one of us "scumbags", and I will be a hound dog towards other guys girlfriends behind their backs.
Are there any other requirements that I might need to take into consideration???
Thank you for taking the time to consider me as a new, and "probationary" member if I qualify.
Sincerely (although NOT really) Mr. Frank Scumbag
I am opening up a myspace account, that I will be 10 years younger than I really am, tell everyone that looks at it that I am the "KING" of offshore not only in Chicago, but am known world wide. I will not let anyone know that I am happily married to Lois, as I will state that I am single also. And, I will list Lois as my friend. but delete her myspace account, so that if anyone looks at it, and it reads that she is happily married with 2 children, noone will realize that she's married to me. (pretty slick, hah?)
I will always carry a roll of duct tape in my boat, so that if and whenever mr. Off, that is, (mr. jack off) decides to splash that Cig, "all cracked up" I will be ready to retape the bottom again for him.
I am going to start a contribution fund in the name of mr. J/ Off, so that we may collect some funds for him to purchase some gasoline for his boat. Can I get some help in starting up this fund?? I would appreciate any ideas or suggestions that anyone might have to help him in this desperate situation. Any and all donations will be appreciated by mr. Off. Do I hear any suggestions?? or does anyone have anything that they"d like to donate to mr. Off???
Lastly but not last on my long list, I will do my best to pizz off everybody that I can, once I meet them and realize that they are a better person than I am. I will have nothing good to say about anyone, that is unless they're one of us "scumbags", and I will be a hound dog towards other guys girlfriends behind their backs.
Are there any other requirements that I might need to take into consideration???
Thank you for taking the time to consider me as a new, and "probationary" member if I qualify.
Sincerely (although NOT really) Mr. Frank Scumbag
04-01-2008, 05:26 PM
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04-01-2008, 05:30 PM
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04-01-2008, 08:12 PM
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Now after reading his post over on his site where he explains how he was not the one who posted this stuff on here but rather it was packinair stiring $hit I think you should all tell the founder of offshore how sorrry you are. 
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