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Ron bring all of them this critter will haul but when it looks at Augie thinking it will get ate by him :eek:
James

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Just so you all know...I'm not opening the crate till you all are around it with me. Pat, stop feeding James all this, you too Ron. You know he's completely outta his mind.

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Pat you have allways treated me great,send them to Kissimmee you know im a real gator- snake catching Redneck i promise they will never say a damn thing after a night in the swamp in water up to your hips trying to find a gator you shot without spilling your beer :evilb: Augie is worried he has called 6 times.
James

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Augie I fed your pet at lunch time, it is pissed off - damn thing about bit two of my guys. Had to use a tire iron to whop it a little bit to get back in crate,my mom said to keep in back of junkyard for it gets someone and needs bigger crate.
James

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ok forget what it is......let's name it.
B.R.B.P.
Bigfoot Rat Bastard Pensa

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Pat more clues-has fur and some feathers more clues later ?
James

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We're snipe-hunting aren't we?

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No way we are not snipe hunting i promise,when Augie gets this creature he will shi!! his pants ! :eek:
James

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Great, something to look foward to. THANKS JAMES. Pat, THANKS. Keep egging him on.

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Can we tattoo it? :D

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Augieeeeee.......it's a present.
James wants to give you a pet.
I'm only trying to find out what we're dealing with here.
:D :p

Yes Ron........tattoo it and put a tank top on it

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If you got someone with big ones to hold it , you can tattoo what ever you want.Im shotout but will watch this one.I caught the critter after Augie gets it he owns it! :evilb:
James

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Ive had an interesting read this afternoon on swamp creatures (inluding a half man, half beast thing :rolleyes: ) but nothing that comes close to the hints you've given. :D

A panther would be pretty cool ... just hope nobodys allergic to cats :drink:

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Augies wife just told me not to send a f****** thing till he gets back from Cambridge!Im not scared of Augie or any creature but Mrs Lisa will kick my azz ! and she doesnt want to get bit anyway.My mailman was just here and said I was crazy and should be in jail, he thought I stole it from the Zoo.He then said to call UPS he wasnt touching that box he didnt give a shi* call the Postmaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
James

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Augie has trucks.
Just don't tell the driver what he's picking up.

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Great Idea Girl ! Im just going to call a trucking company and say its a 60lb box of oranges for Pensa Movers :drink:
James

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Race Girl is on track now !
Race Girl do you know Odie and Carrol from Lux Trailers your home town?
James

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Is it Robert ?????????????????????



Mike

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Robert is in the other crate , cant find anyone I dont like enough to ship him to! :evilb:
James

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In Bucyrus? um.... no .... and I thought I knew everyone around here ..... :bunny:

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If anyone needs to make some extra cash I will pay them to take care of Augies new creature , to feed it just cruise the highway and scoop up whatever you find on the road. Then you need four things to feed it.Number one a case of beer , a friend , a pipe and a gun. Give your friend the case of beer to drink, when done with beer hand him roadkill , let him hold pipe in one hand to keep Augies pet in crate, Then he can toss in food, The gun is in case your friend isnt drunk enough,show him the gun and make him do it anyway! I have all items needed except beer,we drank that before we caught the damn thing ! :D
James

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W T F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!456 views, 60 replies and nothing about a Damn Boat. Bro. I hope Lisa comes down and kicks your a$$ after this "PET" arrives. You truly are outta your mind. Thank God Robert was adopted! Couldn't handle two of you.

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Boat did you say Boat ?Augie you can take your new pet for rides any time it loves water,did you forget 1 :eek:
JAMES

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Augie it sounds like you are getting a peccary...

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Augie just to let you know 5 pm feeding time,gets a little cranky .
James

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Oh Boy, Augie I hope you got a strong leash.

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AHHHHHH, a new Jersey Boyz Mascot! Cool. :evilb:

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Ron is pretty close , the teeth are on the money and you are right about the leash! :evilb:
James

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Hey guess what! YES - I do know Odie ... just didnt realize it :rolleyes: :D I know other members of his family better. :bunny: Small world. :cool:

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I was up there Thanksgiving Day with Odie and Carrol and stayed 4 days,hanged out really hard with the Omish.Went to a bunch of auctions and had the Gravy Burgers ,killer.
James

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Augie your pet is doing great should I ship it or bring to Destin for you ?If I bring it to you,you will need food for it.Damn thing bit one of my guys the other day.
James

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:eek: How many stitches did they need? :D

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Send it Bro., I ain't gonna feed the ba$tard in Destin.

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Race Girl what are stitches ? We use duct tape and a old rag.
Augie I will ship real soon , Im tired of trying to feed this critter. He is a Rat Bastard like his new master, all it wants is
Puddin Cookies !!!
Junkman

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Augie,
This is Faith, please God get this damn thing out of here. It has ate everything in the house and all the road kill James gives it. I am tired of sleeping in the truck, it has been two weeks now. James told me if I give you any hints he will feed me to it. Love you Augie.
Faith
Jame's BETTER half!!!!!!!!! :eek:

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James........
I think it's time you delivered.

Drive it up alive to.........CHATTANOOGA...........they will know how to cook it there and tell Augie to BRING THE "GRAVY". :D :p :D

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Oh that's COLD Pat!

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Augie, be very very careful. You know if you eat that thang, it will turn you into a REDNECK! And they won't let you back into NJ. :eek: :D

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A crested cara cara? :chick:

Good seeing Augie in Cambridge. I want no
part of this. :eek:

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Oh Yeah......and then you know what you would be called?










"The GodBubba" :eek: :eek: :eek: