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JCPERF 12-23-2007 09:53 PM

Predictions 2008
 
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Winters might look like Reliable this year[Skegs up club]
I might finish a race
Pop pop might find some testicles for Cat killer
Gino will stop tearing off his sleeves and put mens pants on
Augie will get some tattoos removed
Tyler will stop saying "Yeah oh Yeah"and get a GPS that works
Curtis will make an agreement with Hertz rent a car to get a car
We might even stay out of the hospital[big plus]
Evil Ed will keep some skegs on the back
Racegirl will have full time oxygen in the boat
Louie will stop trimming his moustache like Hitler
Eric will be calm and collective
Smitty might put legal 525s in
Did i say Stanch might find his balls?
Jimmy and Curtis will stop facing the wrong direction on a turn
Herbie will take the 4800 rpm chip out of stanches boat
We might get at least 2 laps on the go karts
Scotty B will get a haircut
Marc will convince him to race P1
I might get a Traffic light shirt this year
Lucididee might tell what is in that Pepsi bottle for real
Dukes will keep the Gps in the boat
Anthony P will stop trying to rob the Geico lizzard drunk
Someone will tell Glassdave finally what direction those prop thingys go
Val will put sun block on or his shirt
P4 will be won by something other than a Phantom
Tyler will have 900hp to go 69.9999999999999999999"On GPS"
And if you ask him if he has 900 he'll say"Oh Yeah".........Thats right
There will be green loctite instead of grease on the OTC prop shafts
I might race sober
There will be a Jersey Skiff in P6
Freeze frame video will be free
Talk Offshore might get all our names right in a broadcast
Haggin will stop smiling for 10 seconds
Nicky "half pint" might bet me on a race this year
Allan Pettit will make me get a physical for real
I will avoid all rental cars
There will be a 388 Skater in P1





Feel free to add your predictions

Lucididee 12-23-2007 10:50 PM

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

JohnStanch 12-23-2007 11:11 PM

O T C Will Take The Blower Motors Off The Lunchroom Table And Put Them In The Boat .....
I Can't Take The Crying For Another Year !!!!!!

GARBAGEMAN 12-24-2007 04:26 AM

Pop Pop 's soon to be legacy (because he's older then dirt )

Johnny Stanch The guy who turned class 1 racing into checkbook racing thinking he could keep up with Winters buying new power every race only to find himself wearing the Jacka$$ look when Wes cut him off after learning Smitty stoped letting Nicky & Johnny run w/ 100% more HP then Jimmy & Curtis cuz that;s the only way they could win:cool-smiley-011:


Merry X - mass Johnny:p

Racegirl3 12-24-2007 07:27 AM

:drink: :drink: :drink:

I know whats in the pepsi bottle :evilb:

and I know where .... oh nevermind :D

louietherigger 12-24-2007 08:01 AM

Hitler Moustache? Why I oughta! Some things come to mind when I read that, like Player Hater, Chick Magnet, come on Ladies help me out here lol. All I know is I hope your practicing on the skins, cause February 23 we be pulling all the stops, I actually have been playing everyday, might even do the guitar sacrifice! (with the other guys guitar of course)
Well I'm heading out to sea right now to mark the course for next year. Everyone have a safe and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,Louie

scottc 12-24-2007 08:04 AM

RaceGirl and Lucididee will have their own raceboat and beat us all:party-smiley-004:

Team Xtreme will finish all our races and take first without breaking out:cool-smiley-026:

TylerCrockett 12-24-2007 10:43 AM

Zul will build JC a motor.......
Curtis will drive the OTC boat like a rental car......
Pop pop will give the class 1 a 1/2 lap start....
Marc will take go-cart driving lessons....
Hertz will sponsor OTC....
I will send the Dukes a rev limiter that works.....
Evil Ed will donate his boat for the dunk test......
Haggin will buy the Geico girls some summer outfits.....
Randy will have 12 svl to run next year.....
Bruce & Gino will race together......
Jimmy will be the first one to the physicals every race.....

TylerCrockett 12-24-2007 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by TylerCrockett (Post 2382351)
Zul will build JC a motor.......
Curtis will drive the OTC boat like a rental car......
Pop pop will give the class 1 a 1/2 lap start....
Marc will take go-cart driving lessons....
Hertz will sponsor OTC....
I will send the Dukes a rev limiter that works.....
Evil Ed will donate his boat for the dunk test......
Haggin will buy the Geico girls some summer outfits.....
Randy will have 12 svl to run next year.....
Bruce & Gino will race together......
Jimmy will be the first one to the physicals every race.....

I forgot one....
Stancome will have a body guard for the St. Clair race this year......

ON THE CHIP RACING 12-24-2007 11:13 AM

Lance Armstrong will have a Tyler Crockett race engines shirt on when he does the tour de france:evilb::angry-smiley-038:

2 Trick Rick 12-24-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by JCPERF (Post 2381969)
P4 will be won by something other than a Phantom



Maybe a Cat.:D

TylerCrockett 12-24-2007 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by 2 Trick Rick (Post 2382419)
Maybe a Cat.:D

I heard Polker was bring the Cat Can Do back in Class 4

2 Trick Rick 12-24-2007 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by TylerCrockett (Post 2382510)
I heard Polker was bring the Cat Can Do back in Class 4

:party-smiley-004:

ON THE CHIP RACING 12-26-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by TylerCrockett (Post 2382354)
I forgot one....
Stancome will have a body guard for the St. Clair race this year......

And handcuffs for you

Racegirl3 12-26-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by ON THE CHIP RACING (Post 2383818)
And handcuffs for you



I could put them to better use .... :D

JCPERF 12-26-2007 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Racegirl3 (Post 2383905)
I could put them to better use .... :D

With this?

2 Trick Rick 12-26-2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by Racegirl3 (Post 2383905)
I could put them to better use .... :D

http://themoot.net/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif

Racegirl3 12-26-2007 07:00 PM


Originally Posted by JCPERF (Post 2383917)
With this?



For you? Cuz thats a no for me ..... Id explain why but this is the wrong thread for that :p

JCPERF 12-26-2007 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Racegirl3 (Post 2383984)
For you? Cuz thats a no for me ..... Id explain why but this is the wrong thread for that :p

Lets not go there

Maximus 12-26-2007 07:23 PM

Lmao!!

BobbyB 12-26-2007 07:30 PM

I am trying not to break as many parts.:D

JCPERF 12-26-2007 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by BobbyB (Post 2384016)
I am trying not to break as many parts.:D

For i will call you tommorow to work on that

AugiePensa 12-27-2007 09:34 AM

I'm ADDING tattoos this year thank you very much!

TylerCrockett 12-27-2007 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by AugiePensa (Post 2384424)
I'm ADDING tattoos this year thank you very much!



What did you do grow another arm where you going to put another tattoo ??? :D

secret squirrel 12-28-2007 01:05 PM

life jacket
 
JC, I guess I need to get you aonther life jacket for your bottle for the new boat. Ill see if I can find a yellow one for ya:drink:

MANITIE 12-28-2007 06:22 PM

I think in 08 JC will at least finish in one race in Class 3....
Whats the use of leading in the beginning of a race....just to have all of us pass you and give you the bird.....

imax 12-29-2007 12:44 AM

This thread is funny... I don't care what you say.... :angry-smiley-038:

imax

purnell 12-29-2007 06:58 AM

JCPERF are my 750's ready yet

MANITIE 12-29-2007 09:13 AM

Bill.....come on....one more year with the 525's....the dog fight has just begun....
and make the trip with us to Miami....lets show the SBI/APBA P-3 guys...its OK when they finish in 5th and 6th place...

and then will invite the MiamiBoys and the bumble bee up to a OPA race since they like to run over 92mph and see if they can win up North at 95 mph...

AugiePensa 12-29-2007 09:24 AM

Tyler, I have plenty of room left! Happy New Year Everybody.

purnell 12-29-2007 06:16 PM

Full Course Meal
 
Gino, have you hung #6's yet on the Dragon, you know Gladiators slade Dragons for the kings super and had Bumble Bee pie for dessert

ON THE CHIP RACING 12-30-2007 10:40 AM

I predict Purnell will give us free hotel rooms for OC:cool-smiley-027:

MANITIE 12-30-2007 12:11 PM

Hey Bill......No, I have not put on the #6's....I'm going to leave the bravo's on for now, becuase the racing is so close with all of us and all the older SV's have Bravo's on them....I'm going to run the same to keep it fair for all of us....were working on some more older SV's to come out and take a shot at us....so leave those 525's in there for another year...I want my shot at you for the points championship this year....and the way I see it, its not "GLADIATOR"....its more like "GLAD-HE-ATE-HER" and not me......and the last I checked....That other Barney boat and your Barney II boat are nothing more then a stuff Dinisour trying to act like a Dragon......

So lets get ready to go to Miami and bet up on those AARP boats in SBI/APBA.....

Were going to have another fun year.....

See ya at the awards party in Feb....

BJM 12-30-2007 06:52 PM

JC will build me a motor that lasts a season?:cool-smiley-011:

purnell 12-31-2007 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MANITIE (Post 2387388)
Hey Bill......No, I have not put on the #6's....I'm going to leave the bravo's on for now, becuase the racing is so close with all of us and all the older SV's have Bravo's on them....I'm going to run the same to keep it fair for all of us....were working on some more older SV's to come out and take a shot at us....so leave those 525's in there for another year...I want my shot at you for the points championship this year....and the way I see it, its not "GLADIATOR"....its more like "GLAD-HE-ATE-HER" and not me......and the last I checked....That other Barney boat and your Barney II boat are nothing more then a stuff Dinisour trying to act like a Dragon......

So lets get ready to go to Miami and bet up on those AARP boats in SBI/APBA.....

Were going to have another fun year.....

See ya at the awards party in Feb....

I am going to try for miami, the boat will be in Ocala, Going to get Tres to fine tune it.

MANITIE 12-31-2007 09:12 AM

I see you are having Tres convert the Cig to a single engine boat with that monster.......that looks like the engine in JC's Activator....

purnell 12-31-2007 12:26 PM

sraight shaft with rudder

ON THE CHIP RACING 12-31-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by BJM (Post 2387704)
JC will build me a motor that lasts a season?:cool-smiley-011:

He can build the motor that will last now get the other part of the puzzle to make it last:angry-smiley-038:

mrhorsepower1 01-06-2008 08:32 PM

Tyler will KO the guy across from the dry pits in St.Clair:angry-smiley-038::D

TylerCrockett 01-07-2008 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by mrhorsepower1 (Post 2395807)
Tyler will KO the guy across from the dry pits in St.Clair:angry-smiley-038::D



It's all fun and games untill someone messes with the generator :eek: :D:


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