A Michigan Boy and a Jersey Boy go to the restroom and stand next
to each other at the urinal. They finish about the same time. The
Michigan Boy goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Jersey Boy
starts to walk out. The Michigan Boy yells to the Jersey Boy and
says hey in Michigan they teach us to wash our hands after going to the
bathroom. The Jersey boy replies back. In Jersey, they teach us
not to pee on our hands.

How do you tell when a guy from Michigan is "well hung"???

When you can't get your fingers between his neck and the noose!!!

Nice fast shafts all most as good as mudd puddle racing.
Do you want me to send a picture of the back of the boat for ac so you can get use to that view will a 8 by 10 do.

Gary I'll pass on the picture-but thanks anyway. You do realize that PFE is the stock symblol for Pfizer-the company that makes Viagra. Therfor, I detect a subliminal message with your boat name.
Honestly, the biggest joke with you Michigan guys is that you think racing on a river is "Offshore Racing". I'm sure Don Aronow is rolling in his grave (Don was the inventor of those Cigar boats). So have those mud puddles melted yet??

Jersey Boyz

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
Jersey joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke, you should know something. I'm 5'-4 tall, 280 lbs., and I am a Jersey Boyz. The guy sitting next to me is 5'-6 tall, weighs 325, tattooed and has a hair piece and he's a Jersey Boyz. The fella next to him is 5'-5 tall, weighs 350 with pasta sauce on his wife beater and he's a
Jersey Boyz. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."

What does the average Michigan player get on his/her SAT's?





Drool.

What do you have when you get 32 Michigan residents together?





A full set of teeth.

Directions to get to Michigan........

North till you smell crap, then West till you step in it.

Little Michigan Johnny was a 15 year old 4th grader and one day in class the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for the Michigan Wolverines, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

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