Rating Freeze Frame Photos Pit Chick of the week
 

Ok, I'm not 100% sure how this is going to go over and I'm not going to lie when I tell you this could end badly.. How you may ask? Simple.. I don't need some body builder BF try to start sh*t with me because I used his sweet lips as my Pit Chick and I would really hate to have the lady throw a drink in my face for not rating her high enough.. but lets roll with this and see wear it goes.

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The Pit Chicky

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Very subtly (but not really) stolen from Jeff @ Freeze Frame

File under: Will “work” for work. I guess I F***ed up when thinking I'll rate random girls who had there picture taken while enjoying the races or walking threw the pits. I seem to have found a model for the first one. No worries, I am still going to rate the F**k out of her (that’s a “t”, not a “p”, for the record you sick bastards). I like a challenge, because you can’t be Eazy and just automatically give the girl five stars across the board.

Hair – While I am enjoying the style and color here, I cannot help but feel that there is a bit of a grease factor at work. I could be wrong, it has happened before (once). Even if I am right, I have said before that greasy hair is often just a huge red flag for a chick who likes to party harder than the guys.

The Goods – The snug fitting black shirt and camera angle are definitely killing my flow on the upper version of this category, but for the rest of the goods? I cant f**king TELL... As I said before less is more *(less clothing that is)

Attire – Staying with the hella short shorts I say.... Hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.(Think Dukes of Hazaard) I am not into the shirt, though. Just not even a little bit. Fat people wear black shirts, sweetheart. Don’t lump yourself into that category with those funbags and stomach honey.


Misc – Obviously, she is a model or thinks she is. Good thing or bad thing? For most people, definitely bad. High maintenance, and generally a lot of work for minimal reward. But for a offshore race mogul? Good thing. Hell, probably even easier than other chicks walking the race site this weekend. Trick has the connects, and home girl has a career to think about. Call me a philanthropist, but I think it is my duty to help her out. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. And the funny thing about my back is…

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Damn, you have a lot of time on your hands. You should really be using this time to learn how to steer so you can stay in your lane.

I have to agree with Dean! :)

Chris

Where are more pics at?

Oh now.... you guys need to leave Rick alone. After all, a twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste :drink:



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Too funny Rick!