Got to figure out a way to chain my skinny ass too the boat. I hear the water in MD is cold in October!

Let the **** talking start now, cause we gonna smoke you fools like we did in Long Island, except this time I'll try to stay in my seat through the 4th turn. Bring on the BIG water",,,,,,""""",,,,,"""""!!!


Seriously, I need a seatbelt. I heard the poker run ***s use Velcro lap belts in the rear seats, that may work... ..

How about you sitting still and being quiet for a few minutes and we'll duck tape you in. Seriously though, you do know that open boats DO NOT allow seat restraints.

Lol. Bring lots of tape!!!

Velcro your pants to the seat cushion!