Avast! It's Dude! Sweet's! Birthday... Arrr!
09-19-2007, 02:04 PM
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Arrr......... happy birthday ye ol slug. Lets oil the women fer ye ol Sean is due 36.....er.... 37 drinks of rum. 
09-19-2007, 06:16 PM
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So, a prarte walks into the tavern, and he has the ships helm wheel sticking out of his fly.
He lumbers up to the bar and says "Argh, a Rum!!!"
The tavern owner pours him a Rum, and hands it to the Pirate.
The Pirate drinks it down, and says "Argh, what kind of Bar keep are you? I've finished my Rum and you've yet to bring me another! Argh!!!"
The bar keep looks at the Pirate and says "Well, I was distracted, and I have to ask you, do you realize you have the ships helm wheel stuck in the fly of your trousers??"
The Pirate looks at him, looks down, looks back at the barkeep, and says "Aye - indeed, I have!!!"
"AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTZ!!!!!"
Happy B-day Sean - Make the most of it!
He lumbers up to the bar and says "Argh, a Rum!!!"
The tavern owner pours him a Rum, and hands it to the Pirate.
The Pirate drinks it down, and says "Argh, what kind of Bar keep are you? I've finished my Rum and you've yet to bring me another! Argh!!!"
The bar keep looks at the Pirate and says "Well, I was distracted, and I have to ask you, do you realize you have the ships helm wheel stuck in the fly of your trousers??"
The Pirate looks at him, looks down, looks back at the barkeep, and says "Aye - indeed, I have!!!"
"AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTZ!!!!!"
Happy B-day Sean - Make the most of it!
09-20-2007, 12:38 AM
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Thanks again for all the well wishes. The Pantera family (and its drunk uncles like SDR John and Tex) are the best in boating.
And driving me nuts! Beautiful!
And driving me nuts! Beautiful!
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09-20-2007, 10:19 AM
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(altough a couple days late...)
