LMAO - Someone that really likes chocolate!

WIPED OUT
Just got home and found all the windows and doors open and everything has gone . what kind of sick twisted person does that to someones Advent Calendar

I had to call the cops today "whats your emergency"? They asked. I said "two girls are fighting over me" ok" she paused" well whats the probem"? .THE FAT ONES WINNING"?

i have no idea how this post got above mine??

WTF? That is weird!!!

It did it again! And my times are earlier than yours??? I think there is a rip in the time-space continuum!!!

The wife suggested we use some toys in the bedroom to make things more fun. She wasn't too impressed though the ungrateful ***** ... three ******* hours it took me to set up that scalextric

Its been happening for like a month.

Traffic????

This morning i thought i'd play a little joke on my girlfriend so i swapped her tampons with party poppers...... absolutely no sense of humour that girl.

Timely - nicked em for facebook.. big thumbs up!

Happy Xmas - goin to Xcel shiow?